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-rep positive comments towards this prick https://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/id/Grableg/

Nós da Sociedade Brasileira de Urologia recebemos as suas perguntas enviadas por e-mail e é um prazer respondê-las:

1) Sim, 5 cm é considerado PEQUENO, sugerimos um processo cirúrgico.

2) Não, não é comum a camisinha ficar larga. Não existem camisinhas tamanho PP, o tamanho é único.

3) Ainda que 5 cm seja um tamanho MUITO pequeno, é possível a parceira chegar ao ♥♥♥♥♥♥o durante a relação sexual, portanto se isso não ocorre nas SUAS relações conforme você mencionou, pode se tratar de falta de competência de sua parte.

4) Não, o senhor não pode fazer o exame de toque, é apenas para pessoas acima de 50 anos. Por favor NÃO INSISTA.

5) O forte desejo por pessoas do mesmo sexo, pode sim ser um forte sinal de tendência ao homossexualismo.

Sem mais,
Estamos à disposição para qualquer dúvida.

Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

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free wins on dota 2 tbh this guys sucks lol

free wins on tekken tbh this guys sucks lol

te tqm no ♥♥♥♥

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I had upstairs neighbors who were awesome. Two 20-something guys, nice and clean-cut, but I slept below their bedroom, and I heard what went on. One of them was like a machine. I used to lay awake in awe of this dude. A constant rhythm, perfect sync, and I could tell he was hitting it deep for a good 30 minutes nonstop.

I fapped a couple times. Not in a gay way. But gay or straight, if you heard this guy and his deep-pound-method, it’d amaze you like it amazed me.

Eventually, I realized that I slept below their kitchen, not their bedroom. And that I had fapped to the laundry on spin-cycle. And that they were probably just two straight guys sharing an apartment.

They play this kind of music all the time at my barbershop. Its styled like a 50's gentlemans club. The only woman thats allowed in there is the owners wife. If shes not busy running the women only beauty salon next door. :)

❌Halt‼️‼️‼️[scanning... 10%]🕑[scanning... 48%]🕞[scanning... 72%]🕜[scanning complete]🕛system consensus: a THOT has been detected. Entering lockdown mode🛑THOT, this is a prerecorded message⚠️⚠️⚠️[ TRANSCRIPT ] Our technologically advanced THOT Detection System™️ has indicated large amounts of you being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hoe🍆💦👅😩The individual who has sent you this has wanted you to know that they are sick of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🛑🛑🛑♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop🛑🛑🛑[ END OF TRANSCRIPT ]❌

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slut, you're ugly anyways

HELLOOOO

hello? Babe?

you there?

how are you ?

Hey gorgeous

First the online world, then the real world; we will conquer the nine realms.

I am a god of guns and master of the blades. I have fought across time and space with every enemy you have ever dreamt of and more. In hand to hand combat I am unparalleled. I can jump farther, run faster. My reactions are so fast the world slows around me. I have seen every possible outcome. Your armies are like ants beneath my feet. Your weapons are toys. Your minds are weak.

I have killed in Vietnam, in Skyrim; hell I’ve taken the life’s of my brothers and sisters on this continent.

I have fought Bastions, Mutants, Dragons, Nazis and Herobrine. And all that killing was just to get to you.

So if you think that anything on God’s green earth is going to save you now... you are wrong.

My only advice is to run. To hide. To pray we don’t get to you first. We’ve hidden for long enough. It’s time for gamers to rise up.

We are great. We are legion. We are gamers.

GAMERS RISE UP

When I was a kid to jerk off we had to get the Sears catalog and go to the lingerie section. Now with the internet we can just go straight to sears.com .

I married a hot little Canadian woman 20 years younger than me, that truly can't get enough sex. We have a "sex on demand" policy. And we have been together for 13 years now. Not to mention she has a perfect ♥♥♥♥♥. No meat curtain, and if it were any tighter, I wouldn't be able to ♥♥♥♥ her. You can't get in even one finger if she is not wet.

So when you are beating off to internet porn, my wife will be taking care of me.

OH, I had 3 older brothers, so I never got bullied. I mean except by them.

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I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

The only place your genes are spreading is over your body pillow

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I want to hold someone in my arms and slowly slide a knife through their ribcage until it punctures the lung cavity, one of their lungs deflates and they start having real trouble breathing. Then after lots of cuddling and talking to them I want to hold them in my arms while they straddle my waist and slowly slide the blade through the ribcage with a quick jerk when puncturing the heart. Then I want to cry that they're gone and then ♥♥♥♥ them for leaving me.
I want it to be consensual and done with love, not malice.

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I may be a white nationalist but If I see a fine asian ass my bloodline bout to become a riceline

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

FART BART

khe jajajja

Bro, ✊ We Are Teens. 👥👬 Its Ok 👌 To Cry 😭💧Around Me. 😀♥️ Im Ur Best 🔐🤞 Friend. 👥 I Love You. 💕 ... Bro, ✊ We Are Kiss ing 💋 Now . . 🧐 No Dont Stop Bro .. 🙂 Bro ... ✊

ok 👌🏽 i’m sorry 😂✋🏽 but nobody 🙅🏽‍♀️told 🗣me that if you put a hot 🔥pocket in the 🔬microwave 🌊👋🏽for longer than 10 minutes🕑 it turns into a 6 😵speed pulsating 👅pocket ♥♥♥♥♥ 😂😂😂😂

Only fools dont wrap their tools

Cover your stump before you hump

Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

Don't be silly, protect your Willie

You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong

If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it

If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

She won't get sick if you wrap your ♥♥♥♥

If you go into heat, package your meat

Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker

Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

The right selection, is to protect your erection

Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil

If you really love her, wear a cover

Don't make a mistake, cover your snake

The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground

Cloak the joker before you poke her

Encase that torch before you paint her porch

Cape your throbber before you bob her

After detection, sheath your erection

I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.

When a girl buys a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun but when a guys buys a 240 volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 5000 pro blow-up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with a non-drip semen collection tray and a suction mouth piece he is called a pervert.

Oh sniping in fortnite is easy. You just gotta account for bullet drop, wind direction, target direction, target speed, distance, vertical angle from you to target, wind speed, gun inaccuracy, human error, crosshair movement as a result of character breathing, crosshair movement as a result of character heartbeat, the coriolis effect, weather, curvature of the earth, internet speed, internet traffic, spin of the earth, air pressure, time of day, time of year, how far away the player lives from epic games servers, what platform you are playing on(pc, ps4, xbox or mobile) how fat the target is, frame rate, air friction, how many photons of light hit the bullet as it passes through the atmosphere, perpendicular angel that bullet hits target, altitude, where bullet hits target, player reaction times, magnetic forces depending on where moon is in the sky, solar flares, lag, bullet spin, and ripples in spacetime. Simple

I noticed that I’ve been spending a lot more time on the game than with her and most importantly I realized that I got sick and tired of her texting me and expecting a reply within the minute while I am playing. I decided the best thing for me to do is break up with her and use the money I’d normally spend on her on new skins. I couldn’t be more happy now and suggest everyone else out there with the same problem to follow my lead. It seems like everyone is jealous of the amount of skins and emotes I have, things have never been better.

u think this is a game? r u kidding me u cuck i promise i will come to ur house and pull back the blanket and cuddle w u the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ night

WARNING

THIS PERSON ENJOYS LOLIS

IF YOU ARE AN UNDERAGE ANIME GIRL
pls text this person immediately

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