Hey. They call me timothy. I'm 17 and all I've ever wanted to be is a walrus. Every single day I stick mozzarella sticks into my mouth to pretend that I am indeed a walrus. Sometimes I go into the neighbors pool to look for little schools of baby fish to gobble down for practice. I never found any fish but I once found a small child. I ate him. He tasted like an extra toasty cheez-it