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He a real one. A jigga fo real.

the sign is a subtle joke. the shop is called "sneed's feed & seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, sneed. the sign says that the shop was "formerly chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "f" and "s" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "chuck". so, when chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "chuck's ♥♥♥♥ and suck".

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Oh mine GOD,😳😳 I accidentally 🙈🙈 hath sent😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆🍆...prithee delete it!❌❌🛑! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look?😏😏 Haha I jest..🤣🤣, Delete it.🛑❌..Should thee crave..?😳🙈... Haha nay,❌ Banish it.🛑🛑..'Lest?🙈😳

I'm not gay. I am not gay. Do not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me gay ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least gay people you have ever met. I ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, mad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am not gay. I am not gay. Stop saying I am gay. If you were a girl, I would have probably already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of you by now, but unfortunately you are an ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUY whose tight bussy will remained un-stretched by my fat, meaty, nine inch ♥♥♥♥ because I AM NOT GAY. If I was gay though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your tight little bussy with the force of ten tsunamis. Luckily for you, I am NOT GAY, and you will have your virgin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the gay one here. You are gay, not me. I am not gay, and I will never be. If I was ever gay in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how gay I AM NOT.

I trusted you. I confided in you. There's a lot that a man can tolerate, a man such as myself, a man of status; a high caliber man. There's a lot that a man like myself can go through in life before he reaches his limit, and you knew that, and you abused that. You knew that about me and you abused that, you knew about my goodwill and you took advantage of me like a fool. You made me look like a fool in front of my family. You made me look like a fool in front of my family. And yet I forgive you, yet I forgive you, and I led you into my castle. I forgive you and I let you into my castle. Shame on me, there's a lot that a man can be put through in life... But not this, not this. What's this? W-whats this? Do you mind telling me? What could this be? At last I counted, there were at least seventy or eighty chocolates in here, and now where there were many, there are none. I told you there was one rule... I told you there was one rule. You touched my chocolates, and now you're dead.

Dis ♥♥♥♥♥ is the nicest suicidal kid ive talked with <3

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One day Obama was searching for flour tortillas and when he left the building with the tortillas he saw a poor kid selling jalapeños so Obama gave him the tortillas and told the young boy "eat this jalapeño with the tortilla and you'll be as strong as me! The boy grew up to be Pablo escabar

People are against you raising an arm against a woman, but they don't say anything about a leg.

wow okay i dont understand why you're such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mormon kid. mormons are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay like you

I only respect REAL WOMEN, with REAL VAGINAS.

Dis man does not respek wamen

This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally ♥♥♥♥ myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Four. I have a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beard, and a decently sized 7 inch ♥♥♥♥ with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ salary. Who is the SoyBoy now ♥♥♥♥♥♥?

reeeeeeeeeeeeee i like WAMEN

+rep openly homosexual

I gotchu in 1 week. The fiance said yes.

Kanako Ki-61

The Earth was a hot rock then a cold rock and now it's full of parasites <-- Accurate, detailed history of the Earth.

hey, sorry I saw your myanimelist and I just thought you looked kawaii in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls watching hentai haha! I don't know why its an otaku thing honestly im like really against shota and like ill be the one in the kitchen making bento boxes. We should really play osu sometime its a really cool rhythm hentai game with a lot of sugoi moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that daijoubu? Really sorry i'm really tsundere I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really kimochi and sugoi xxx

Since the dawn of history the Negro has owned the continent of Africa – rich beyond the dream of poet’s fancy, crunching acres of diamonds beneath his bare black feet and yet he never picked one up from the dust until a white man showed to him its glittering light.
His land swarmed with powerful and docile animals, yet he never dreamed a harness, cart, or sled.
A hunter by necessity, he never made an axe, spear, or arrowhead worth preserving beyond the moment of its use. He lived as an ox, content to graze for an hour.
In a land of stone and timber he never sawed a foot of lumber, carved a block, or built a house save of broken sticks and mud.
With league on league of ocean strand and miles of inland seas, for four thousand years he watched their surface ripple under the wind, heard the thunder of the surf on his beach, the howl of the storm over his head, gazed on the dim blue horizon calling him to worlds that lie beyond, and yet he never dreamed a sail.

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ssg is life

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A professional NEET and antique meme lover

REEEEEEEEEEE MUZZIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your garbage disposal is full.

Oh hell yeah.

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2:43 AM - Kannski: I really enjoy the ♥♥♥♥.
2:43 AM - Kannski: It's fills me with the pleasures.

But my armour is big and shiny ;)

keep your slutty armor pics away from me, heathen

Why hating each other. That negativity, should feel more compassionate towards others.

Thanks bro

your friends list is full of tards

♥♥♥♥ you nerd

you are a very mean person

No.

Lesbian animals?

Not just animals, my friend.

My lesbian friends tell me you know how to really live inside of animal carcasses.

Mustachalibur disnae agree.

This is my lawn you damned old man. Get off my land!

Stop turtleling around my lawn you damn kids.

Ah. But do turtles that have no turtle, be turtle for turtle?