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mmmm, horny... You look terrific. You look delicious. I wanna snack on you tonight, you're pretty around the mouth. I got admit something: I am getting hot around you... Just like the way your body looks... you're turning us all on around here, I'm going nuts. I wanna get in that... You know what I'm saying? You're looking hot... H-O-T, okay? Man, I've been walkin' around here and somethin' smells good I don't know if it's my burrito or your vagine but it's turnin' me on... I wanna get wet with you. I had to rub one out earlier thinkin' about you. You look real trim down there, real tight. Get me wet downtown. I can almost taste it right here in front of me. I wanna dine on you tonight. Table for two huh? Save me a bite. Good enough to eat I just wanna get in that! Man, you're sexy. Gettin' me horny! I was sittin' in my office thinkin' about tongue kissin' ya all night long. I wanna bury my bald head between those rolls! Naughty me...

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your message is so articulated it hurts me bro i was joking i swear

ok dystopia do as you wish don't even calculate my presence alright i'm fine with it really

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Hello, gentleman, I have a request to make. I would like to engage in sexual behaviour with you, if possible, which involves romantic feelings between the two participants, in our case. As you have probably guessed by now, I want you to make love to me and help me experience euphoria multiple times- which I hope I can make you experience on my part- so that I won't be able to walk the day after on the grounds that I will feel, most likely, kind of dizzy but as if I'm floating at the same time. I hope you take into consideration my offer and were you to accept it, please inform me. Thank you for your time.

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Hi! I have recently read your message. I am a professional gay man, while working part time as heterosexual. I can confirm that the easiest way is to make sure the ♥♥♥♥♥ don't touch, but, even if that does happen (mistakes happen 😅 ) you can always remedy it by saying no ♥♥♥♥. Nowadays, alot of stuff is considered gay, so make sure every 2 minutes you say no ♥♥♥♥ (if something gay happens and you dont say no ♥♥♥♥ after 2 minutes, you'll be permamently gay, so watch out!). Even as you pound a nut into your homey, make sure it happens before the 2 minutes are up. Best Wishes for your Heterosexual Agenda!

How long is it gonna take you to learn the difference between a romp and a riot or a goof and a gaff and a laugh, it's a bit of a spoof

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I see that you are now a grade a-memer, but note, that you aren't the king of memers. You pity me with your ♥♥♥♥ memes, but listen, you will never reach my level, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥. That's right I used the n-word, because that's what you are. You aren't just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. You're a gay ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Not just gay, as in homosexual, also an ass of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Step up to my level, you cuck. You'll never get as much ♥♥♥♥♥ as I do.

I lost my bestfriend to a hater dabbing back, as he was dying in my arms I tried to get answers, I tried to ask ShadowSkeptic for help...but no answer. I watched my friend die as he kept asking "What do I do if the haters dab back?", and all I could do was nothing. If only Shadow had answered my bestfriend would still be here today :'(

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What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid.

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😡 What the ♥♥♥♥ did ⛎ just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, ⛎ little 🅱️itch 🚺🐶? I’ll have ⛎ know ℹ️ graduated 🔝⬆️🔼⏫🔺⤴️ of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret 🤐 raids on Al-Quaeda, and ℹ️ have over 300 confirmed kills 💀. ℹ️ am trained in gorilla 🦍 warfare and I’m the top sniper 🔫 in the entire US armed forces. ⛎ are nothing to me but just another target 🎯 . ℹ will wipe 🤧 ⛎ the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never 🅱️een seen 🅱️efore on this Earth 🌏 , mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words 🗣. ⛎ think 💭 ⛎ can 🛢 get away 🚶 with saying 🗣 that ♥♥♥♥ 💩 to me over the Internet? 😤 Think 🤔 again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.to wipe 🤧 your miserable 😭 ass off the face 😲 of the continent 🌎, you little ♥♥♥♥ 💩

As if anime isn't already gay enough by itself, now you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are getting into a little something called traps. Basically, it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a ♥♥♥♥, and you say isn't gay. Well I'm here to tell you IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY. If I walked up to you right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, me being a dude and you being a dude, and you got turned on by me, that would be gay. It's no different for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps. Just cause they dress like a chick doesn't mean they are a chick, they got a ♥♥♥♥ and IT'S GAY. AND DON'T SAY THE ♥♥♥♥ MAKES IT BETTER. THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER, IT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER. YOU'RE GAY, ♥♥♥♥♥. AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES WITH THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SKIRTS UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING DOWN. I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT. I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU. STOP SENDING ME HENTAI. STOP SENDING ME ANIME. STOP SENDING ME TRAPS. OH MY GOD.

As if anime isn't already gay enough by itself, now you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are getting into a little something called traps. Basically, it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a ♥♥♥♥, and you say isn't gay. Well I'm here to tell you IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY. If I walked up to you right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, me being a dude and you being a dude, and you got turned on by me, that would be gay. It's no different for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps. Just cause they dress like a chick doesn't mean they are a chick, they got a ♥♥♥♥ and IT'S GAY. AND DON'T SAY THE ♥♥♥♥ MAKES IT BETTER. THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER, IT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER. YOU'RE GAY, ♥♥♥♥♥. AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES WITH THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SKIRTS UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING DOWN. I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT. I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU. STOP SENDING ME HENTAI. STOP SENDING ME ANIME. STOP SENDING ME TRAPS. OH MY GOD.

As if anime isn't already gay enough by itself, now you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are getting into a little something called traps. Basically, it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a ♥♥♥♥, and you say isn't gay. Well I'm here to tell you IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY. If I walked up to you right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, me being a dude and you being a dude, and you got turned on by me, that would be gay. It's no different for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps. Just cause they dress like a chick doesn't mean they are a chick, they got a ♥♥♥♥ and IT'S GAY. AND DON'T SAY THE ♥♥♥♥ MAKES IT BETTER. THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER, IT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER. YOU'RE GAY, ♥♥♥♥♥. AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES WITH THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SKIRTS UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING DOWN. I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT. I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU. STOP SENDING ME HENTAI. STOP SENDING ME ANIME. STOP SENDING ME TRAPS. OH MY GOD.

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I sexually identify as a fidget spinner. Ever since I was only raw plastic, I dreamed of continually spinning around my axis until greasy, autistic fingers stopped me. Normal people bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a fidget spinner", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my magnetism. I have already started attaching magnets to myself, and now i'm improving my spinniness by regularly rotating on an axis with my magnetism. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy the fidgeting of retarded children, and if you don't you're oppressing me, retarded children, and fidget spinners like me around the world, and you should check your center of magnetism. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Hey! It's the admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay TF2 server that you play on! I wanted to personally show my gratitude for the £400 you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log make sure to let me know and I'll get you that custom pony skin/model you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but I'll get my friend to work on it (he's good with computers and modeling stuff) Thank you once again for the donation and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY ♥♥♥♥♥

If you keep saying, 'boo hoo, I failed the test,' then I'll go to California and personally kick your sand ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass all the way back to Africa.

I found your comment on Legokid/Teddy's profile. Welcome home friend. psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/groups/buyakebab

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play gfsimulators sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

So your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ logic dictates that I'm a normal person?

In an alternate universe, Marz is the sand ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you are a normal person.

Vience is France you normie.