hey cutie~how old are you? if youre atleast 18 we should maybe meet irl and ill play with you
i saw you play eu4,victoria 3,and wow and maybe we could cyber sex on mic in game and make everyone feel lewd from us being lewd~if you want to snapchat or kik just pm me,and ill always be up to us exchanging facebooks.a littler about me:im japanese,18,kinda short x3,kinky,pale,skinny,and bi.if (you want pics just ask).anyways,if you want to actually like date or something add me~i wont add you first though,if you add me ill know you want to date,if i add first imight have to face another rejection...and get depressed n stuff.anyways,i love you,hope you consider~!nya~!

Happy birthday mate. Hope it's a good one for ya.

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🐳🔋🎈😺🎄🍇📕 ♀ in
🎫⛳🚗🎁💙👹🐊📒 ❄ downtown
🥗💗👾⚡🎽🎍👑💃💄 ♂ Burbank!

A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks. "What would you like sir?" The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his down before placing his order. "Coffee. Black." A hush falls over the patrons and the staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from the men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero. The cheeto avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "Keep the change."

OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING ♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA ♥♥♥♥ UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO ♥♥♥♥ UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL ♥♥♥♥. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF ♥♥♥♥ FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO.