"Yumemi: This is so sad Ruukoto play Necrofantasia"


"Larva: If you're an ice fairy why aren't you white???

Daiyousei: Oh my god Larva you can't just ask people why they aren't white.."

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"Cirno: Hi my name is Cirno with a 'B' and I've been afraid of insects my entir-

Keine: Stop stop stop. Where?

Cirno: Hmm?

Keine: Where's the 'B'?

Cirno: ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ᵇᵉᵉˀˀˀˀˀ"


"Sumireko: You live in an alternate world where twins can feel one anothers physical pain. You are an only child with no siblings. One day, suddenly, you feel a burning pain in your chest.

Mokou: it's called heartburn. eat slower dumbass."



"Seiga: (YouTube voice) WHATS UP YOUTUBE! Today we're gonna do another unboxing video! (a shovel in hand, she enters the grave)"



"Kasen, drunk: I lost, like, 27 pounds

Yuugi, also drunk: Really? What's your secret?

Kasen: i gOT MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ARM RIPPED OFF"



"Sanae: (holding Suwako) HERE COME THAT BOI

Kanako: Why can’t you just do drugs like a normal teenager"


"Yuyuko: (staring through the window, looking pensive)

Yukari: She’s so beautiful, so thoughtful. My love…

Yuyuko: (internally) How many rice cakes can I fit in my mouth at one time?"



"Seija: i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

Shinmyoumaru: a dentist

Reimu: i dont know what the ♥♥♥♥ your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police"

"Reisen: my dream job is being the guy who shoots holes into each individual cheerio with a handgun"


"Reimu: what's up I'm Touhou Project

Flandre: hey I'm UN Owen let's party

Koishi: despacito"