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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor.
What's the best thing about sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and ♥♥♥♥♥.
What's the worst thing about being black and Jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up.
Did you hear the Score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
What's the hardest part of eating bald ♥♥♥♥♥? Getting the diaper back on.
What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery.