I'm sorry, i don't know what i was thinking. I have been so lonely lately. I spent the new years alone and the week before that was my birthday, which i also spent alone. It's been a year since i interacted with a human being. I dont know how to anymore. Please excuse my crass behavior. I thought acting like a badboy might attract females in my vicinity to come and mate with me. Although everything i know about that subject is from David Attenborough, i think i learned enough to leave my offspring. I only wish to progress the human species

Initiate daily boot sequence (alarm ignored twice)
Deploy to mission-critical refreshment station (coffee)
Engage with high-priority communications pipeline (email doomscroll)
First meeting: "Let’s level-set before we deep dive" (no one prepared)
Second meeting: "Let’s take a step back and align on north star goals" (zero action items)
Leverage asynchronous collaboration tools (send Slack, pray for no reply)
Lunch break: "Maximizing efficiency with a working session" (eating over keyboard)
Afternoon grind: "Shifting priorities due to urgent deliverables" (fire drill mode)
Boss: "Let's circle back on this EOD" (just got assigned weekend work)
Operational offboarding initiated (laptop closed, Slack still open)
Recharge bandwidth for tomorrow’s value-driven execution (sleep)

thanks for the gold on my post the other day! haha 🤝

thanks for the gold on my post the other day! haha 🤝

LMAOOOOOOO

Many criminals make the mistake of underestimating Seth.
It might be his pure, clear eyes or those innocent-looking furry ears and tail. Whatever the reason, everyone who underestimates him eventually pays the price.