When you're wounded an' left on Afghanistan's plains. An' the women come out to cut up your remains, Just roll to your rifle an' blow out your brains, An' go to your Gawd like a soldier.

I'm sorry, i don't know what i was thinking. I have been so lonely lately. I spent the new years alone and the week before that was my birthday, which i also spent alone. It's been a year since i interacted with a human being. I dont know how to anymore. Please excuse my crass behavior. I thought acting like a badboy might attract females in my vicinity to come and mate with me. Although everything i know about that subject is from David Attenborough, i think i learned enough to leave my offspring. I only wish to progress the human species

Initiate daily boot sequence (alarm ignored twice)
Deploy to mission-critical refreshment station (coffee)
Engage with high-priority communications pipeline (email doomscroll)
First meeting: "Let’s level-set before we deep dive" (no one prepared)
Second meeting: "Let’s take a step back and align on north star goals" (zero action items)
Leverage asynchronous collaboration tools (send Slack, pray for no reply)
Lunch break: "Maximizing efficiency with a working session" (eating over keyboard)
Afternoon grind: "Shifting priorities due to urgent deliverables" (fire drill mode)
Boss: "Let's circle back on this EOD" (just got assigned weekend work)
Operational offboarding initiated (laptop closed, Slack still open)
Recharge bandwidth for tomorrow’s value-driven execution (sleep)

thanks for the gold on my post the other day! haha 🤝

thanks for the gold on my post the other day! haha 🤝

LMAOOOOOOO