I used to masturbate onto whales at a local dock. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the whales would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go.

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I live my life by principle and if I can't trust you then I likely won't associate with you. I mostly play multiplayer and cooperative games but wth a varying bias to fps.

OS: Windows Seven Ultimate 64-bit
CPU: Intel i7 4770k 3.9ghz
RAM: Mushkin 16gb DDR3 1600
GPU: EVGA GTX 780 ACX 3gb 384-bit
SSD: 2x Samsung 840 Pro 256gb
HDD: Seagate 1tb x2 7200.12 rpm in RAID 0
ISP: 60 mbps ▼ / 10 mpbs ▲
Monitors: ASUS VS239H-P 23" & VH242H 23.6"

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CHicken

He got boosted by a hacker. The hacker is on his friends list. This is the kind of piece of ♥♥♥♥ that sucks at the game so he gets a blatant piece of ♥♥♥♥ spinbotter to carry him.

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I want to trade

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