Any +rep is a sick joke.

Me, a virgin? Seriously ^^ haha, nobody had hit me with that one in a loooong time :) Ask my buddies if I’m a virgin, you’ll see the kind of answers you’ll get XD Just last week I hooked up, so shhh shut up, you pathetic virgin, because yeah, you really do look like a proper frustrated virgin who never GETS ANY :) It feels good to do it missionary or cowgirl with a girl, you know? You can’t answer because you don’t know what that’s like, or if you do, it’s only because you had to type in your search bar ‘missionary sx’ or ‘cowgirl sx’ to understand what it was looool!! It’s bad, honestly… Anyway, back to me: I think I’m the least virgin guy in my group of 11 best friends, not because I’ve had the most sx, but because I’ve had the prettiest girls compared to my friends :D It’s not me saying that, it’s them commenting under my Insta pics: ‘The girl you slept with last night at the club is so hot!’

Signed by Smooth Brain

GG's btw ... but the burns were not needed tbf :-(

You guys had bad server-issues in lockbay, too?
All 3 of us basically complete froze or rubberbanded every 5s :-O

gg