Jk0h a player so bad, renowned e-sport gamers from around the globe piss their tight asian mens size jeans laughing and making him clean their jeans with his mouth. Iowa State head coach Matt Campbell gives us his opinion on the so called gamer, saying "I would not want to hit the showers with this guy" and "A total loser". Jk0h claims himself to have been awarded multiple counter strike tournament awards from 2002 to 2006 but we sent our GBHC (Gamer Bounty Hunter Crew) to see what they could learn about these so called awards. Our bounty hunter made contact with MLG Major Championship host and director, Jonathan Tugboat and interviewed him asking if he even know's who this acclaimed cs player is. "I have no idea who this guy is." says Mr. Tugboat. Well no surprise there. Now AT&T is taking action against the streamer suing him for wasting internet bandwidth for years. Lets hope he has a good lawyer because that's going to be a tough battle. BUT not as tough as the battle in our next story. Johnny Tugboat going in for his 8th rectal surgery this month because he just cant stop making sweet man love after each surgery. "Just feels good man". But who's the man making sweet love to Mr. Tugboat? Well it's none other than Jk0h. He loves guys and can no longer hide it. But the couple have been having marital problems as of late. Jonathan Claiming Jk0h "gets grease everywhere" because he cant keep his fat little fingers away from the pizza. The couple plan to file for divorce this November.

Coming up next. Domino's pizza facing its biggest pizza shortage yet, but who is responsible? find out when we return, This has been CBS news and we'll be right back after this break.


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