SLEEP CALL

10 minutes = 21665 NIGERIAN DOLLARS

30 minutes = 43330 NIGERIAN DOLLARS

1-3 hours = 75828 NIGERIAN DOLLARS

4-6 hours = 108326 NIGERIAN DOLLARS

10+ hours = 324979 NIGERIAN DOLLARS

TEXTS (日本語 (JAPANESE)) = ADDITIONAL 10832 NIGERIAN DOLLARS

good morning/night text = 5146 NIGERIAN DOLLARS PER DAY

"i love you" = 5146 NIGERIAN DOLLARS

"i love you" with a chosen pet name after = 10832 NIGERIAN DOLLARS

pet names pack (regular texting with additional pet name of your choice) = 75828 NIGERIAN DOLLARS

STATUS

putting you in my status = 37914 NIGERIAN DOLLARS

putting you in my status with a pet name in front of your name = 54163 NIGERIAN DOLLARS

MATCHING PFPS

10 minutes of matching pfp = 10832 NIGERIAN DOLLARS

30 minutes of matching pfp = 27081 NIGERIAN DOLLARS

1-2 hours of matching pfp = 54163 NIGERIAN DOLLARS

Yen & USDC are acceptable as well.

True & Honest REVIEWS

"patche is my kami oshi (≧◡≦) ♡" - anonymous reviewer 5/5 [translated]

"WHY NIGERIAN DOLLARS" - anonymous reviewer #2 1/5

"ill pay you
ill pay u 300 cad
if u need me to
i only have 70 dollars
ill try and make more money
im sorry" - william wang 6/5