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♥♥♥♥♥♥ player who's thinking he's good but he's bad af, useless and worse than my grandma (she is dead btw but she stills better than u), so uninstall this game or I will find u in real life. I was carrying u but you killed the game and you flamed me whereas i got 100 times your level, baise ta mère

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I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once, it trully is the greatest orgasmic feeling. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 quantum computers worth over your families pension plan, in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days, believe me they can last longer than I can in a Toys 'R' Us toilet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly, I need it to get my snicker bars so I can keep living. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding.

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