yeah, i miss the old profile pic forsure

your new profile picture is messing me up

My Gamertag "LOTS OF PYRO" did NOT come from a TF2 Name. My name was actually an inspiration when I was fully certified as a Pyro for Entertainment Industry Work that I took in college. As soon as I got my Pyro Card, I was inspired to make my Xbox Live Gamertag "LOTS OF PYRO" only because I was playing BF3 on Xbox Live with friends and since I was a Noob to the game and my friends all the good perks for machines I ended up being Engineer Class with the repair torch and fixing our vehicles and setting people on fire and then Play as Support throwing C4 all around the map too. So my Gamertag has been kept like this since my Xbox Live Name.

I always start my day with official Corsair Bo55®™ deodorant, next I put on my official FaZe Clan®™ jersey and my Gunnar®™ Optics®™ gaming glasses®™ before sitting down on my official DXRacer®™ gaming chair for a hard day of gaming on my official Alienware®™ i3 gaming machine. After a hard gaming session I enjoy some G-fuel®™ to help me get through the rest of my day of even harder gaming on my Microsoft®™ Xbox One®™

you're a really sick and tortured animal

today i accidentally logged into a zoom meeting a few minutes early and the only other person who had joined was a man i hadn't met before. i said hi then muted myself and started practicing the game Golf It. he was quiet for a while then said, "i just want to say that i'm fully obsessed with your minigolf simulator ablility" i said, "thanks" and he said, "sorry, you're muted." i unmuted and said, "thanks" but i dribbled some coffee on my polo then he started laughing really loudly like a wild hyena, like a really sick and tortured animal. i really think that god has abandoned me

LITERALLY PRACTICES GOLF GAMES ALONE JUST SO HE CAN SWEAT AND BEAT A BUNCH OF DRUNKS

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro pain.

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"

Contestant: "The penis"

SH: "A WUH... HUH??"

Audience erupts into laughter

Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself

Laughter gets even louder

SH: O lordy...

One man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP

The Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says...

The board shows 100 for "penis"

Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

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INCIDENT REPORT:

DATE/TIME: Right now

VICTIM: Libtard

OFFENSE COMMITTED: Trolled

ADDITIONAL DETAILS: Epic style 😎

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I hope your life sucks as much as you do

That One Guy?

PYRO!!!!!!!!