Greetings, traveler!
You have reached the end of whatever unthinkable journey may have brought you to this place.
I must disappoint you, however, for you will not find the answers you seek here. Turn back and you may yet get to tell stories of that which wasn't, or carry on and you may yet find that which you are searching for.
Conjecture: Everything is just sand, so long as you simply squint hard enough.
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There used to be a manual for a goat here, I think. Do not be alarmed, it is currently under deconstruction.
If you are still experiencing issues please consult further documentation or contact your system administrator. Thank you for your understanding.
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