WHAT AM I, FᑌCKING NODDY?

Fish that I like: piranha, cod, whales... that's the fish, right, not the place. I mean, the area, not the plaice that's a fish. Er... oh, I've put meself off there. Er... oh yeah, and mackerels. And fish that I don't like: er... chub, bass, any green fish, like, uh, greenbottles. Er, octopus and squid.
And the reasons I like these ones are: cod is great to eat. You can have it with chips, if you want, or you can have it with peas, you can even have it on its own. And it's quite cheap, considering that it's dead, right.
And whales are very big... that's about it for whales, really. Oh, and they've got a great hole on the top of their head that they can spray water with.
And mackerels are great swimmers. Well, all fish have to be, really, otherwise they'd just go and drown, right. But mackerels are especially great, otherwise how come they ain't extinct?
And if you notice the ones that I don't like, right, they've all got one thing in common, haven't they? Can you spot it? That's right, they're all crap. But, you see, good fish or bad fish, they're all fish, ain't they? And that's it, mainly.