The majority of character traits are determined by random rolls at creation, including ones usually decided by players, such as eye colour, hairstyle, and sexual orientation. More prurient traits are also determined by rolling, such as breast size, genital size, and, notoriously, anal circumference.

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It's all over if you surrender! In tanks and in love!

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Private was the leading mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Private has also been known for numerous accounts of drug dealing and sexual assaults.

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This program is a work of fiction.
All persons, groups, places, laws, and names appearing in it have no relation to the real world.

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The Smurfs' community generally takes the form of a cooperative, sharing, and kind environment based on the principle that each Smurf has something they are good at, and thus contributes it to Smurf society as they can. In return, each Smurf appears to be given their necessities of life, from housing and clothes to food without using any money in exchange.