I'mmm the cow www, in the suit
Burieeed in my TREENUTS
Wooooon't youuuuuuu coooooome and milk me?
(Milk me)

+rep loop king

-rep just bad

-reppoopoohead

-rep loser

+rep best crawler

mom said it was my turn on the computer

+rep good killer in dbd :)

nagilum kin

now how does a chef in power cook that honto kimoi buta. I said to my boy prahvarti: i says: gruß gott boy. i'd rather be eating that gruesome grogu grussy, that green gross grussy. slap that on your poutzin.

ferenguy

Whomst is the most ferengi amongus?

Get screwed anti cowgirl!

Before we get to number one, my name is Chills and I hope you’re enjoying the video so far. If you have ever been curious to what I look like in real life, then follow me on Instagram @dylan_is_chillin_yt with underscores instead of spaces. I also have twitter @YT_Chills where I post video updates. I'd really appreciate it if you followed me and feel free to send me a DM if you have a question or suggestion. Also, I recently created a subreddit, where you can submit videos and stories for future lists. It's r/chillsnarrator and the link is in the description below. If you'd like to see more of these videos in the future, then hit that subscribe button because I upload a new video every Thursday. If English isn't the only language you speak and you're interested in getting a shoutout, click "More", then "Add Translations", by translating the video not only will more people will be able to watch it, but a link to your channel will be added in the description.

This man has NO DRIP -rep

Herr Sphincter, your brother Herr Anus is here.

Excuse me Herr Sphincter, please put on Swan Lake. I wish to ♥♥♥...

i dont know what youre talking about. its censored

wow you swear on grandpas account even though he is a christian

reported for being a little ♥♥♥♥♥

reported for lying

Clyde is a liar, mom is fine
Love you, Grandpa!

hey grandpa mom is drinking again

listen kid i have ocular proof that iago is shao kahn. please contatc me at your earliets convenience methinks im running out of time
-moor

gunksucker

陰茎

what the f♥♥♥

alex shopenheimer
= orn
resons
1. Orn plays pokemon
2. orn will find out more about each other when we become room mates
3. Orn is very formal example: "Hello would you care to use my bidet, bae?"
laste reson
4. darius said to orn what if i told you that pokemon isnt very good and orn scamped hime from le inside
master thieses on whi alex shopenheimer is orn from legeugue of legends

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I’m so pissed at my dumbass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teacher. The stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ ended up taking my juul because I was charging it at the school computer. Anyways, I haven’t juuled since 4th period and I don’t think I’m getting that juul back, so can I get a hit of yours? Dude c’mon I’m only gonna take one hit please. No I’m not addicted I can stop whenever I want bro. Let me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hit your juul. Dude what the ♥♥♥♥. I have like 3 more pods in my bag I can just use one of those if you give me your juul. Please bro just give me your juul.

droppin some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ b's on em

Don't make fun of those with disabilities
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I'M PICKEL RIK

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Jesus Calvin

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

The Emoji Movie unlocks the never-before-seen secret world inside your smartphone. Hidden within the messaging app is Textopolis, a bustling city where all your favorite emojis live, hoping to be selected by the phone's user. In this world, each emoji has only one facial expression - except for Gene, an exuberant emoji who was born without a filter and is bursting with multiple expressions. Determined to become "normal" like the other emojis, Gene enlists the help of his handy best friend Hi-5 and the notorious code breaker emoji Jailbreak. Together, they embark on an epic "app-venture" through the apps on the phone, each its own wild and fun world, to find the Code that will fix Gene. But when a greater danger threatens the phone, the fate of all emojis depends on these three unlikely friends who must save their world before it's deleted forever.

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

♥♥♥♥♥ are for my friends when they come to my house
i said ♥♥♥♥♥ are for my friends when they come to my house
♥♥♥♥♥ are for my friends - they're for my friends
♥♥♥♥♥ - friends - my house

Uh, ♥♥♥♥ you buddy I'm 8 years old, love the show and the memes, and I've already ran thru more ♥♥♥♥♥ than you could even dream about. Arthur is the ♥♥♥♥ and so is getting mad 3 ways almost every day.

Step up, ♥♥♥♥♥.

I'm gonna kill myself last night

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. (So tell me what you want, what you really really want.) I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. (So tell me what you want, what you really really want.) I wanna HYA, I wanna HYA, I wanna HYA, I wanna HYA, I wanna really really really wanna HEEEEEEEYAH