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Speaking in my section is a rite not a right and not everyone qualifies consider it a privladge abuse it again and it stops being funny and starts being expensive. I have lawyers. ask mcchicken thot aka burger town aka whopper slopper she knows good and well.
a failed experiment
a fart in the wind of evolution
A misfire that somehow persisted just long enough to embarrass the chain that produced it
I operate on principles your biology cannot comprehend
You dont exist in my consideration
You are a cautionary tale in human form
you dont insult skill because you cant you have none
cs2 didnt expose me it exposed you new engine same result you spectate while i decide how the round ends
you pray for change because your outcomes are unstable
you are an absolute null variable in the csgo ecosystem
I am, rich, name is dustin, surrounded by women, beautiful (check my profile picture if you need a reference point) elite at csgo, 5k hours , gifted , own a few houses, crypto billionaire ,sitting on two dozen cars, and I can still be humble.
All good tho some people contribute others watch it happen
i exist as a reference point. In csgo terms you are background noise static before the round starts while i am the condition that determines whether the server survives the match.
I dont hate you robin i barely register you youre the kind of player evolution uses as contrast so anomalies like me are easier to measure. A control group with a keyboard. an NPC with WiFi.
in csgo terms you lost either way
I queue knowing muscle memory, pattern collapse, inevitability superhuman consistency expressed through repetition alpha bloodline, apex predator, terminal condition.
5k hours , Esports isnt a dream it’s the logical endpoint of this trajectory.
you lost, youre lost but genuinely happy new year to you. I mean that. It’s the most generous thing I can offer
next time you address me bring either
correct spelling
an actual point
or the humility to stay silent
“Littlest of bros” coming from someone who cant assemble a coherent 7 word comment is wild it only works when youre not talking to someone whos already several tiers above you by default
you call me little yet i occupy more cognitive bandwidth than your entire decision making apparatus yes i am humble but only in the way a mountain is humble to an ant
and you are the ant robin
( ̳• · • ̳)
/ づ♡ I love you
ure literally the worst valorant player ive never played with
dont ever speak on about valorant i play csgo
thats a mans game
CSGO is bare knuckle gun chess
note that down with your pink crayon
i got 5k hours peasant
i can plant defuse fake lurk smoke any site and top frag while coaching
every time u load in global skill average drops
ur presence in a match is a morale debuff
you were born to feed the scoreboard L
robin (chicken) your entire bloodline is weak
genetically spiritually historically weak
your DNA cant recoil control
delayed by generations of incompetence
your blood doesnt even flow
if id 1v1 your entire family tree blindfolded id clap them without question
your just continuing a tradition of failure
my ancestors set the standard for skill honor and victory
my ancestors were forging empires hunting mammoths and crap and mastering every craft
known to Jesus
Jesus cried when he made you robin.
i got 5k hours in csgo and im half trying i can go full time but i got girls to talk to and stuff
last warning bird (robin)