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Hey, figure I’m going to take another swing at this 😊
Hello, my name is Api, I’m not going to list my real name in a public comment for obvious reasons. In 2012, I was at once of my friend’s house. He was older than me and was a single child, so he had access to more stuff. We were at his computer, and he pulled up this. We didn’t know how to speak English at the time. I remember quite vividly how we would pronounce the characters’ names completely wrong. Demo becoming dae moh mahn, and spy becomg sbü (we are Danish). Anyway, that is when I remember starting to play. I had just turned 7 at that point.

I have played the game on and off since then, mostly revisiting during scream fortress. When scream fortress 2020 was around, me and my brother decided to open some cases, that opened a whole new world of tf2 for me: Items. That’s been my main drive for this game ever since. Naturally, your hat is something that anyone who knows something on the subject would want. It’s so beautiful. I once owned a cloudy moon dapper topper, and I regret parting with it. Thanks for reading, I hope you’ll see this someday. Good day!

$3700 for dapper. Feel free to Add me.

+rep

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Friendly Guy 🤴❤️
😊😊 We can be friends for future games 😊😊

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✅+REP Have a nice day ! ✅
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HELLO I WANT THE HAT

I'M OFFLINE

HAT GOOD IT RESELL FOR PROFIT

YOU WANT THE HAT TO GO TO A GOOD HOME, I NEED A NEW HOME, I NEED PROFIT

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Friendly Guy 🤴❤️
😊😊 We can be friends for future games 😊😊

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I see you've been online recently. Still dreaming about this item. If you didn't like my essay I'd be happy to write a new one, as I actually now know what it is. (I learned it in school 1 month ago :))

Happy new year!

Part 2.
The effect had always stood out to him as it’s one of the most noticeable and big effects in the game. The effect is also purple which he believe is the best effect colour in the game. Kolt be more than happy to negotiate a price that you’d be comfortable with selling it, trust me it’ll be in good hands. If he didn’t make it, thanks for reading and hoping you could add him in the for sealable future.

~put more effort into this then most of my english assignments haha

Name: Kolt
Kolt stumbled across tf2 as an annoying little brother begging his older brother to try the game out. He began playing on his computer and then got his own little asus brother which his father had passed down. Since then, Kolt has accumulated more than 3500 hours on the game. He came across your profile while eloquently looking for a bonzo all class. Kolt used to own bonzo kiss king until he sold it for personal reasons. His upmost dream goal was a bonzo prehistoric pullover/dapper however the pullover had been hard to get so your his next best option.

Name: OfficerSpooky
First time playing tf2:I stumbled across the game after going to a cousin's Christmas party at the age of 9. I remember the first game I every played was heavy on frontier attack and I remember fragging out lots of the enemy. My fun was cut short as my parents called me down to leave.Have a total of about 7k hours on tf2 but just shy of 4k on this account. (old account was hijacked)
This profile:I stumbled across your profile through backpack premium as I look for bonzos daily (i'm an upstart bonzo collector). Getting your dapper would come as a milestone to me and I'm willing to pump a healthy amount of pure (or items if you'd prefer) into getting it. I always liked the old school halloween effects. However, bonzo in particular was and still is my favorite as it is hella flashy, and as a stand-alone effect it is pretty amazing. would be willing to go above and beyond for it and possibly outbid any other buyer for it.

May the best owner be found!

Hey guys! I've been checking every week and have found many potential recipients for the hat, but nobody conclusive yet. Thank you for all your comments and essays, I am sure we will find a good owner soon <3

i cant believe your actually getting people to write essays for a hat hahaha

Name: Api(and other alliases)
tf2 first time: I just checked, and it said 2011-04-12, that's really funny and that means tommorrow, I have played this game for 10 years(♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'm getting old) not bad for a 15 year old aye'?
This profile: I came across this profile, since the dapper top is my favorite hat, and bonzo is better than any other effect, and this is a total dream item for me. I know I'm not the best candidate, but I have some money in real life, and I would love to cash in to get this - even if that'd mean I would have to be broke.

Anyways, back to my life. I'm not sure if I should go personal or anything, but yeah, here we go. A month ago or so, my parents woke me up, say they have to tell me something, and You know when they say stuff like that, that it is bout' to get tough and all. But yeah, they then told me that they were having a divorce, I got really sad and all, and I haven't been the same since. This would really brighten up my life, since it's been a rough couple o' weeks. About the history thingy, I really love the second world war, and all of the history behind it. I have been obsessed with videos and movies about it, and still are.

I don't know if I deserve it more than anyone else, but here is my reason: I have always been about making that sweet, sweet profit and all. But when I saw this hat, I just knew, that this was the one. Kinda like with woman and all, except that this one treats ya' nicely. I don't have a very valuable inventory right now, but I have been saving a lot of money in my life, and this would be a thing I would spend some cash on.

Also, if I don't have enough cash to buy it, I could try and get another job, and work my balls off. I currently clean the local train station once a week.

I hope this is good enough, and that you will take me into consideration before selling this hat!

Have a good day, everyone who may come across this

Name - layad.
Proffesion - a weeb in the army.
Played tf2 since 2010 ( not only on this account duh).
Me n a friend spoke bout our old time fav hats to own and we came across ks dapper n bonzo dapper then he told me about some weird offline profil that became online afew days ago and said he might sell the hat to good hands and i thought to myself why not i guess.
Reason to want to own it - well i owned one before and still feel ashame remembering i sold it.

Welp an essay (not very good at english so forgive me if i miss prounaunce few things)
Q: When and why i startes playing tf2?
A: back when i was younger (12 y o) i went to a ramp to play with my byckle and did a 360 flip with them which caused me to get in a bad accident where i got an iron lump stuck in my left leg, because of that accident i was stuck on a wheelchair for about half a year and while i had nothing to do i started searching for a way to pass time then i stumbled opon cs 1.6 but not after long i got bored and tried to find another which was tf2 and from there on its all nice memory of just playing on community servers and trying to cheat and beat rocket jump maps with demo.

Q : whats my earliest memory and how it effected me?
A : When we were young my mother used to take us to the publics park in the summer to watch movies and play , the movies were most of the time for kids and animated but one time they said its going to be for more adult type of night and brought a horror movie , idk why i insistes on watching even tho i was warned serval times. That movie is the main reason i have uncontrolable fear from insects even the smallest ones.
Q: historical memory that affected me?
A : i live in israel and that means im pretty used to bombs and alarms but none prepared me to the war in 2016 which called "zuk etan" which started after terrorist attack that kiddnaped 3 teens and killed them, for around 2 months we lived in the shelter in the building along with the neibors cuz the bombing just didnt stop at those time and i still remember everyone freaking out on every color red alarm and starting to run.

Q : fav media?
A : never really watched any tv but i guess i liked the comedy type of movies like deadpool type of movies that are chill and funny unlike some more serious movies.  Ps Even tho i still like books more than tv just like i like to reas manga and novels rather then watch thr anime itself , i feel like too much stuff get removed or cencord in thr creation.
Q: why do i feel like im worth the dapper?
A: i dont really feel like i deserve it but i would certinly love to have it
Q: what i would do to own the dapper?
A : i have done a lot of stuff im not proud of to get less involving alot of spice in the mix.
Well as im running low on battery i would try to end it on a happy note :
May thr best essay win

Added to discuss a possible trade

Almost 3 years seems good

BLESSRNG ACCEPT ME WHEN U'LL BE ONLINE I WANNA BUY UR DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPER

ahh ♥♥♥♥. come back pls

Hey, if you ever come back online, please add me, I want to ask you something.

ya ded?

Added because i m interested in buying your dapper :)

eilà, when you come back contact me,

Added to discuss something

hello pls accept my friend request

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