Set fire to your hair, Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that’s out of date, Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die,
dumb ways to die-ie-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork, Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly, Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die,
dumb ways to die-ie-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside, Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space, Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die ,
dumb ways to die-ie-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as pet, Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue, “I wonder what’s this red button do?”

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die,
dumb ways to die ie ie, so many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season,
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die-ie, so many ways to die
Dumbest ways to die-ie, So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die