I’m going to let you in on a little secret: Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt in a men’s store, a cat nap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee.

"He's in the John and he looks in the mirror, so it's like John Mirra, and he's the killer himself."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_nuV_m_H70

Life lies a slow suicide.

Oh God! Bills, bills, bills. One is born, one runs up bills, one dies! And what have I got to show for it? Nothing! A butler's uniform and a slightly effeminate hairdo! Honestly, Baldrick, I sometimes feel like a pelican: whichever way I turn, I've still got an enormous bill in front of me!

Alea iacta est

Hanging on to hope
When there is no hope to speak of

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.

I’m not saying I invented the turtleneck, but I was the first person to realize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck! The … tactleneck.

Following a dream I had three years ago, I have become deeply moved by the plight of the Tibetan people, and have been filled with a desire to help them. I also awoke from the same dream realizing that I had subconsciously gained knowledge of a deductive technique, involving mind-body coordination operating hand-in-hand with the deepest level of intuition

A man who has blown all his options can't afford the luxury of changing his ways. He has to capitalize on whatever he has left, and he can't afford to admit — no matter how often he's reminded of it — that every day of his life takes him farther and farther down a blind alley...

"Goodbye, Millionaire's Row. Hello, Room 12 of the Budleigh Salterton Twilight Rest Home for the Terminally Short of Cash."

Gotta keep faith that your path will change
Gotta keep faith that your luck will change tomorrow.

I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended for I knew I had to rise above it all

The kind of peak that never comes again...

You couldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight.

"You just better start sniffin' your own
rank subjugation jack 'cause it's just you
against your tattered libido, the bank and
the mortician, forever man and it wouldn't
be luck if you could get out of life alive"

What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqxo5HoVtrM

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Miss Pasternak: Eternal damnation is no laughing matter.

Alan: I know, I've been married twice.

I will do comrade.For the motherland

Comrade =. how is it going? p.m me if you're online. im playing at lazytown lol.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106004/quotes?qt=qt0283832

what course are you on tom

Me: "I wish I had never taken this class. I wish there was no final exam."

Gandalf: "So do all students who enrolled in this course. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what we do with the course material that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, besides school. Students were meant to take the test. In which case, you were also meant to pass it. And that is an encouraging thought."

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