Player 2 最近的评测

Though the tribal details for weapons falls to the wayside after stone tools and such, it's still a style I'm fond of. Making some fat ass chief, calling him papu papu, then building an empire based off pillaging and raiding while using the inbuilt wall hacks to see what innocent villager would make a fine kidnapping target, my only wish is that my would-be labourers would stop tossing jars of feces at my head before I'm able to "recruit" them.

Hoping for the classic digimon world game, I was instead met with voicelines (even after making that the first thing I muted), music with lyrics n' such, unskippable cutscenes, some kinda over the top battle as a tutorial battle with maxed out partners facing a big boss, and also 3 difficulty options.

It missed the mark right off the bat so I think I'll just go back to the humble and more fun original, or maybe try out the Vice mod.

This game's probably decent past that first terrible misstep, but I don't want voices, lyrics, and a button layout for a controller I'm both not using and am unfamiliar with, so I can't recommend it due to my own petty reasons.

It was a free downloadable game before and now it . . . still is, but it's on steam.
Got character customisation which was surprising, I now walk around twice the default size while my characters skin is squidwards bold and brash.
The characters are all pretty damn amusing, and the enemies are certainly . . . inspired, and if you don't like either, just eat them.

It's a game I've enjoyed walking about, checking for secrets, and just doing various trick shots during the moments the game wasn't trying to drop ambush predators (From plants to bears to moose) upon me.
Levels are pretty clear in what you can and can't walk on and the sounds are as fascinating as they are eerie.

I'd rate this game as highly as how many times as I fell to my death, but science has yet to come up with a number for that so It'll have to settle with the number of spiders in the game out of 10 instead.

Not sure why they made a fan service game then got all huffy when folk get mad when the game removes fan service.
That would be disappointing by itself, but the devs also have removed items from a digital art book that people have already purchased which is really twisting the knife.

(Also seems the og devs are also dissing their old time fans which is a ♥♥♥♥ move but doesn't directly affect game so I don't really care that much about that, even as an old time fan.)

Maximillion Pegasus falls on hard times after he puts all his money on trading cards, now you're facing his brand new, considerably poorer, still as murderous, theatrical self in a shadow game with a deck of standard paper animals in a much cheaper duelist kingdom arc. The end result is still being turned into a card if you fail to win, though you can just try again and even use the old death card if you come across it.

Overused joke aside, game's tight as sin and the kind of thing you try and sneak a peak at before accidentally spoiling too much.

You move one square at a time on a weird chessboard to the beat of the overhead track.
Weapons offer different attack patterns to the adjacent squares and all (excluding guns) have the same collection of upgrades that usually do more damage than the base weapon in one way or another.
Different characters have different play styles that restrict you into a different way of playing with their own bonuses, and the whole thing has tons of mod support.
I often sing along with the shop keeper . . . or try to.

Mother nature is no match for your cyber legs and life stealing fingers. Thankfully for her, you can just as easily opt to be an unorthodox guardian and watch over the lands you tread.
The world looks fine as hell and the game seems to revolve around making movement fun.
Plus there's a sorta chapter select that lets you retread old ground and look for secrets with your current upgrades.

Start it up, play it, enjoy the interesting art direction and fresh concept, dig random holes everywhere because you can, get snagged by a cave leech that no reasonable person could see without amazing foresight, be dropped onto a swarm of exploders who probably attempt to end your run right there, drink beer, style your beard, customize your loadout, and maybe throw C4 on your friends when they aren't looking.

Game's fun.

If you wanna play a comic book, this is a decent game to do so.
Game's sorta short but fun as all hell so I'm recommending this to anyone with a computer that can't handle large games.