A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
So is a lot.
~Albert Einstein

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
~Albert Einstein

"Illegal income, such as stolen or embezzled money, must be included in your gross income."
~Official IRS website

Praise the Sun!

Torture is like hunting with a flamethrower, it doesn't work and makes a mess.

Within the darkest shadows, there lies the brightest light. Let us release that light, and bask in the glory of a thousand freed suns.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!