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OMG hey! I'm sending this to you cuz ur one of my top 10 best friends EVER!! XD Both my legs got blown off, and I'm stuck in this old wooden shed behind some sketchy abandoned bar. I need one of my top 10 besties to come save me and cauterize my wounds before I bleed out! :'( Post this on 10 of ur besties' walls—if u get 10 back, ur an awesome friend!! ^_^

If you are on God's side, post this to 10 walls. If you're on the devil's side, ignore it. God will do two things for you tonight.

In my 7+ Years McDonalds career i always worked hard and tried to make the best burgers. i personally believe that burgers have the power to change the world, you don't know it but when u eat a good burger your brain instantly starts bursting dopamine like crazy, the more you eat of a good burger the more you want more of it, after eating at least two burgers you'd already contracted ADDICTION to my burgers, now you are my burger minion, i can command you to do whatever i wish, my plan was to take over the world governments by creating a massive revolt with my burgers influence over people, but As of now at least, current workforce doesn't fit this principle. not to mention that my manger is being an A$$hat recently, and with that, McDonalds is unable/unwilling to make changes to fit that goal. so my plan is put on pause for the time being.

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