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United Kingdom (Great Britain) 
I see some mist
Why is there blood?
Oh you slit your wrist
Im from the british sewer disposal unit and im contacting you to follow up on numerous complaints which can be traced to your adress. I have noticed that there has been alot of tissues and posters of half naked hairy russian midgets flushed from your adress, they seem to contain large quantities of semen and what appears to be somesort of home-made lube. I didnt make a big deal out of it first, i mean i love jacking off to half naked hairy russian midgets as much as the next guy... But yesterday you flushed exactly 24.5 liters of sperm in several empty Mountain Dew bottles along with some empty Dorito bags containing 50% sperm,49% ♥♥♥♥ and 1%dorito sealed with a hairpin and some dried up superglue.
We think you might have a problem, get that ♥♥♥♥ sorted.
-National British sewer disposal unit (NBSDU)
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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