how to get a Greek passport

step 1: locate the nearest bicycle and use it to get to Athens it will take approximately 30 days and four mental breakdowns and one brief diplomatic in Serbia.

step 2: upon arrival immediately pretend you've always been Greek and change your name to Marcos Routhpoulos and casually mention your grandfather invented tzatziki.

step 3: prove your value to your new nation by personally fixing a broken gyro stand by using misallocated NATO money and passive aggressive negotiation, bonus points if you avoid calling trump "daddy"

step 4: swear loyalty to the Greek state by reciting a speech from 300 while holding a frappe and dodging olives thrown at you by pensioners.

step 5: receive your passport in a ceremony lead by a goat named Plato who will also give you a Greek airfryer tee available now at children of khan.com