Hey Frosh, heard you were interested in taking 102A: Advanced Directions this semester. Look, I'll be blunt, this isn't your elementary school "Never Eat Soggy Waffles" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. We're talking Longitudinal Magellanic Circumnavigation, we're talking Dynamic Cartesian Planes, and don't even get me started on Intro to Labyrinthine Orientations. If you don't have AT LEAST a Magnavox 380PL 3.1 All-Terrain Compass then don't even bother signing up. And that's just before midterms... Once we get into Loxodromic Rhumb Lines your head will really spin--after finals I woke up facing magnetic north for a month. Stick to holding up your hands to find left and right and leave the pilotage to the professionals. Oh, wait. You said Advanced Erections? That's down the hall.

David Hefty the type of guy to eat some Swedish Fish and go "GULP! Mm-mm-mmmmm... tasty!"

American Dragon: Jake Long was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

shrimpin' and simpin'

Noah is 7k elo? No. I’m Alexander. He’s no Alexander. I’m the best ever. There’s never been anybody as ruthless. I’m Zachypoo. I’m The Wuggster. There’s no one like me. I’m from their cloth. There’s no one that can match me. My connector is impetuous. My Inferno B is impregnable. And I’m just ferocious. I want your nades. I want to rush his banana. Praise be to Hefty.

bold and brash? more like belongs in the trash