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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a gamer girl, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Omar Escobard. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one making sandwichesbin the kitchen =3

but u have to...be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinkg to self/ 'man, if this wotks, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfirend and I"ll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*

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hope u get back into the grove of things :)

You got a tight ass man ♥♥♥♥♥

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Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.

Box of cheese sends his regards

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

What do I do? System Architecture, Networking and Security. While you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing acapella at Sarah Lawrence, I was gaining root access to NSA servers. I was one click away from starting a second Iranian revolution. I prevent cross site scripting. I monitor for DDoS attacks, emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handlings. The internet - heard of it? Transfers half a petabyte of data every minute. Do you have any idea how that happens? All of those Youporn 1's and 0's streaming directly to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ little smart phone day after day; every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who ♥♥♥♥♥ his pants if he can't get the new dubstep Skrillex remix in under 12 seconds; it's not magic, it's talent and sweat. People like me ensuring your packets get delivered unsniffed. So what do I do? I make sure that one bad config on one key component doesn't bankrupt the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ company. That's what the ♥♥♥♥ I do.

To be quite frank, one does need to have a rather significant amount of intellect to comprehend Richard & Mortimer. Why, just yesterday I attempted to show my cousin (who has just entered his seventh year) the episode where the titular character, Rick, turns himself into a pickled cucumber. He laughed at the mere thought of a man become fermented vegetable, but I sat there watching, lamenting the deeper message: the death of intellectual pursuit, the desensitization to societal filth, muck, and mire, and the shameless abandonment of psychological understanding.

Yesterday i took an iq test but instead of the usual questions they showed me an episode of Rick and Morty and asked me to explain all of the jokes. Since i'm a genius I was easily able to do so. I explained all the references from the fact that "bird person" is based off Greek mythology, to the theory that Rick is inspired from a character in ancient mongol literature. As a result they told me I have an iq of 190 if not higher. I pity the peasants who think It's a show like any other.

supernoob™

sb! Orga

FELICITATIONS, MALEFACTORS! I AM ENDEAVORING TO MISAPPROPPRIATE THE FORMULARY FOR THE PREPARATION OF AFFORDABLE COMESTIBLES! WHO WILL JOIN ME?!?!

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Snake: Was that pyro a tryout or ringer or main for you?
Snake: He just kept walking into us with no fear whatsoever haha, it was pretty funny.
Snake: Ah okay it was Orga, that makes sense.

Sofar it just seems like you are an awesome veteran of the game. There is an odd spawn twitch that happens, but I think that is just from team swapping. Thank you for your patience with my suspicion.

Guys, I'm 😲shaking. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥😲 shaking😲. I never wanted to 👉👌🍆🍑breed 🍑🍆👉👌with anyone more than I want to with 🎃👻Halloween 👻✝Mercy.✝🎃 That 💯perfect,💯 ⏳curvy ⏳😍body.😍 Those 😍bountiful😍 🍈breasts🍈. The 👪child 👪bearing😍 hips😍 of a 🖼💐literal goddess💐🖼. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😳hurts😳 knowing that I'll never 👅💋mate 👅💋with her, ⬆pass⬆ my 👖genes👖 through her, and have her 👑birth👑 a set of 👪💯perfect offspring.💯👪 I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💰 ANYTHING💰 for the chance to get 🎃👻Halloween👻✝ Mercy✝🎃 pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly ❎too much ❎to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🐻bear.🐻 Why would 🌨Blizzard🌨 create something so 💯perfect? 💯To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😈tantalize😈 us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😂laugh 😂in our💩 faces?!💩 ⚰Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.⚰

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found your LFT thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/TF2LFT/comments/61ag42/heavy_main_i_have_1200_hourse_played/
am contacting you!

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copypasta machine broke

If you'd like to try out for heavy on our team for next season. Hmu.

You wanna know what the dumbest creature on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ planet is? Moths. Let me tell you how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb these idiots are. They are nocturnal meaning they only come out at night but when they do they are attracted to light. Let that sink in. They come out in the dark... and the obsess over light. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ morons, haven't you heard of this thing called the sun? God I hate those stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

What are you guys playing? I’m supposed to be playing Game Of War™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass. Is it TheLegend27?! Yeah, TheLegend27. Who is the legend 27? Spoiler Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game Of War™ player ever. Born from fire. I heard, TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult. I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow. But the worst part is, just when you think you’re safe, just when you think you might escape… WHAM!!! Just like that! collective gasps Iphone Notification What? No, no no no, no no no! Iphone Notification That’s impossible! “TheLegend27” has captured my hero! Mine too! Aw you guys, I’m sure it’s not that bad. You have no idea what just happened. I might have some idea. Woman turns around, and powers her device’s screen, showing she is in fact TheLegend27

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process.

haha god???? more like ♥♥♥♥♥♥!

http://m.wikihow.com/Convince-Your-Parents-to-Go-to-Bronycon

I don't understand how you guys do it. Every day that I wake up, I think about how blessed I am. I can't imagine how others function with such weak mental faculties, but you all seem so happy. I was given the gift of a 107 IQ, but with the condition that I had to be in a cesspool of people unlike myself. Nobody knows what a gigabyte is; Nobody knows what piebald means; Nobody knows how to build a PC. I guess what I'm trying to say is that there are positives and negatives in everyone's lives. For example, I am intelligent, but you are happy. Like I can write deep things like this but you guys only post ♥♥♥♥ like what you had for dinner. Idk maybe I should quit TF2, but probably not lol. :D

bran needed me to add u so ples

think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about orga. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Added for a tryout solly and heavy.

Same, that Scammer added me too!
http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/profiles/76561198095494846/

Hi there's a guy impersonating you. He adds people to request money trades using your rep. This is probably also why you got a rep on bazzar saying that you are a "scammer". Here's a link to the impersonator's profile: http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/profiles/76561198095494846/

I am currently eating Dinosaur Oatmeal... that is all.

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♥♥♥♥ a hater , hit a snitch , your my girl 👭 , my 5 star ♥♥♥♥♥ , i love you more than any ♥♥♥♥ 💕💯, && if i dont get this back 🕙 , you aint worth ♥♥♥♥ !! Send this to 8 girls you care about .. 💯 I love you , I love you forever !! 💯 Whoever stops this will suffer for 83 days !! 💯💯💯 Ready, set, GO !!!! in

new year new me(me)

I play TF2 mostly, if you wanna play with meh just instal the game, it's 100% free!Just click on my name, "Join Game" and play.. you can try to win.. but you wont.2gud4u!!!

merry Christmas friend

Adding to sell keys

add for keys

Howdy. I remembered you were looking for a C.Heart One-Man Army-- while I'm not the one who's selling it as I already have my dream hat, I just spotted one on the market. Just thought I'd let you know since you seemed pretty intent on getting it, you can find it here. http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27604256

Cheers.

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This is the story of a weeb named Orga. Orga worked for a company in a big building where he was employee number 420. Employee Number 420's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 420, and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Anime girls came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee 420 did every day of every month and every year, and although others might have considered it soul-rending, Orga relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Orga was happy.

And then one day, something very peculiar happened. Something that would forever change Orga. Something he would never quite forget. He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one single anime girl had arrived on the monitor for him to love. No-one had showed up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say "I had a very hard life Orga, my father only gave me a small loan of a million dollars". Never in all his years at the company had this happened - this complete isolation. Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, Orga found himself unable to move for the longest time. But as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk and stepped out of his weeb cave.