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man, this dude stinks like cat food.

this dude smells like dog food.

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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bonjour, parlez vous le francais ? je voudrai vous forcer a sucer ma bite, silvouplais repondez avec votre réponse, qui sera preferrablement un *oui*.

-rep he didn't give a ♥♥♥♥ about Nougat's new mic

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

Regarding Gunners Comment, i agree, he IS fat. +rep for big boobs

+rep I'm giving him this because I called him fat and now I feel bad

I remember the release of Shrek 2 people were obsessed with that green ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and no man could get his fill of Shrek ♥♥♥♥ when Shrek 2 happened people were surprised it was genuinely a funny movie. So, of course, with that success comes even MORE Shrek products. But here's the thing. Minions was set up to have good products. Little yellow tic-tacs are marketable and can have their bodies turned into any object, such as a bottle of soap or a candy bar. Since the food associated with the movie was bananas, a lot of good-tasting products actually came out of it. As for Shrek? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Green. What does that mean? Green Go-gurt that was changed to "O-gurt?" A new mint-flavored green McDonald's frozen treat with sexually suggestive advertising? The Mint Ogre-load was a thing you could put in your mouth. Twinkies with green filling? my grandma stole my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Twinkie and threw it away because she thought it was rotten, then apologized when I told her "it was just a Shrek Twinkie."

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ who sucks at disc jam.

Hey my N-word, just wanted to give a shoutout. I hope we can smoke a lot of illegal stuff in the future, maybe when my parents are not home.

A trebuchet is a machine used in medieval siege warfare for hurling large stones or other missiles.

Ate all the kids at fat camp

Kill yourself

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A dink is a headshot

U ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FRENCH ♥♥♥♥ !