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So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I ♥♥♥♥ my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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-rep she's always bullying and belittling me, I just try to have fun on the game after a long day and shes always there to be bitter and ruin the mood, she has stated that i am garbage and that i am chopped (still looking further into what this means) and she also is low-bottom fragging in the lobbies she smurfs in, please everyone take a gander at this and give it some thought before you friend request wretch.

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HE WENT 2-12 BROTOH

listen to me i went 50-2

-rep Don't listen to her, I have the logs <3

dont listen to him i top fragged comp in csgo <3

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