So my "friend" has a small penis and was wondering what exactly is the cut-off point for having a micro-penis? My friend is far too terrified to Google image search this and I can't either for entirely different reasons. I feel bad for him because my penis is extremely large and very satisfying to women and definitely works perfectly all the time, so I wanted to help him answer this question. He says that if he's at least a little above the threshold it might make him feel better.

Also, who is the piece of ♥♥♥♥ Doctor that coined the term "micro-penis" and why is it even considered a medical issue? Under what circumstances would a doctor even diagnose this issue? What does that conversation sound like? Is the doctor held responsible when the patient immediately jumps out of the nearest window upon receiving this diagnosis? These are all things my friend is curious about.

Thank you for reading, and again, just to be clear,my penis is huge and wonderful and I definitely am not asking this question to regain at least a shred of confidence and self-esteem. And I absolutely do not need just this one small victory to continue getting out of bed in the morning.

ya pizza what u want?
lemme get uhhhhhhhhhh
boneless pizza wit a 2 liter of coke
♥♥♥ kind of pizza??
and 2 liter machine broke
we got 1 liter tho
♥♥♥ u mean B
aight look lemme get that pizza boneless
uh? pizza dont got bone on it
tf did i just say then
you said, lemme get it boneless
like pizza got a dam bone in it
yall got bones in ya sht then
nah
so whats the problem
D1CK HEAD
name one pizza that got bone on it
just dont put them shts in my pizza bruh
how many times i gotta say it
bruh just explain to me
how the ♥♥♥ pizza can be boneless?
if it dont got bone in it iss boneless
son what school u go to
dawg i don't understand the problem
just make my sht boneless

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