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17. "I don't give a s--- who wins. I'm going on holiday."
- His response after Sweden were eliminated from Euro 2012.

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16. "It felt like I had 11 babies around me."
- On Chelsea players' response to his red card in the 2015 Champions League quarterfinals.

15. "Absolutely not. I have ordered a plane. It is much faster."
- On rumours that he bought a Porsche.

14. And when Sweden lost to Portugal and failed to qualify?
"A World Cup without me is nothing to watch, so it is not worth waiting for the World Cup."

13. And there was this famous exchange with a reporter ahead of the 2014 World Cup qualifying playoffs:

Zlatan: "Only God knows who will go through."
Reporter: "It's hard to ask him."
Zlatan: "You're talking to him."

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brother, you are great, we played a great match, good luck to you

12. "I don't believe they can change the Eiffel Tower for my statue, even the people behind the club. But if they can, I will stay here -- I promise you."

11. "There was the thought that this would send me into retirement. I sent their entire country into retirement."

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10. "We were looking through his playlist in the dressing room -- there was lots of Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers and Selena Gomez. It is nice to know that even David Beckham doesn't have good taste in everything."

9. "It's true I don't know much about the players here, but they definitely know who I am."

8. "We're looking for an apartment. If we don't find anything, then I'll probably just buy the hotel."

7. "What do you mean, 'present?' She got Zlatan."

6. "When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium petrol in the tank, you hit the motorway and you step on the gas. [Pep] Guardiola filled up with diesel and took a spin in the countryside. He should have bought a Fiat."

5. "First I went left; he did too. Then I went right and he did too. Then I went left again and he went to buy a hot dog."

4. "What [John] Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange."

3. "Zlatan doesn't do auditions."

2. "Swedish style? No. Yugoslavian style? Of course not. It has to be Zlatan-style."

1. "I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am."

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very nice skill for casual Mirage, good teammate +rep))) add me in friends, i want playing party

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+rep very good player yes?