You have vistationed my profile. If you are seeing this, it means i have instantly сum because of your presence, no matter where i may be.

What does this mean?
The amount of сum on the people and surfaces nearby where i am existing at this present moment has increased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons why i may сum upon you entering my domain. These include, but are not limited to:
- Your avatar being hot and/or sexy
- You weigh over 200kg (440lb)
- You are a female woman (hot!!!)
- You are wishing for me to сum
- You are not wishing for me to сum
- walter

Am I going to сum too?
No, not yet. However, you should refrain from inviting me to your profile. Otherwise, you may accidentally сum as well - and this might put nearby stain-free fabrics in jeopardy.

I don't believe my visit deserved to be сum at. Can you un-сum it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will i suck сum back into my penis. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining why your visit wasn't worthy of me сumming in 1000 words or more. I tend to respond to profile comments within several decades. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of visitation сum experiences are essentially irreversible, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept my globules of goopy white substance and move on. But learn from your mistake: visitationing my profile is liable to make me сum if you meet the criteria explained above, and i will continue to сum until you stop meeting those criteria.

Remember: non-ejaculation is a privilege, not a right.