Attention all visitors to this profile:

This child is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.

I'm 22, Married to the most perfect girl in the world, Jessica
Gaming is an escape for me, along with reading a good book. I mainly play shooters, including 1,000 hours worth of HC S&D in CoD Black Ops 1
No lifed it hard as a teen ;) On the bright side that's where I met Jess, and learned a trick or two in the gaming realm. I truely enjoy a good burger ( or two). All said and done, I'm just a boring fella living the American dream.

i am on a girlfriend quest, pls msg me to be my girlfriend

❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
you know...
If you get back 5 kill yourself
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*"

dsada

hey

Part 4:We get to his place and go to his room that does not have a door. He hits the lights and sits on the bed which had my heart racing. He sets up a movie and lays down and even asked if I wanted to get under the covers. I, however, sat Indian style near the edge because I was not going to have a move be made on me. He was grabbing his crotch and whatnot. ♥♥♥♥ that. We traded maybe ten sentences total during the movie and he texted almost the whole time.
The movie finally ends and he drops me off. I thank him for his time and start sprinting down the block to my house. Texted my friend "I need a drink" and I have never had a drop of alcohol in my life.
TL;DR: Third time going out with a guy, he wants more than a date, I don't do hookups/cuddle BS, I'm uncomfortable, learned my lesson to not just say yes and go out with someone.

Part 3: Then we're on the highway and he gets worried for a moment when a cop in the distance had his lights on. I'm confused and then he blurts out that there is a warrant out for his arrest. I wanted to do a GTA dive-out-of-the-moving-vehicle maneuver. It had something to do with tickets or whatever.

Part Two:Let me say I have no problem with heavier guys. But he was really big and his photos never gave that away so I was shocked. And he was diva-like, not flamboyant. Being a diva bothers me and flamboyancy does not. He was saying "word," "thot," and "dayum" with an annoying tone.
When I got in the car, he was staring at me for a kiss. I knew where this was going so I only gave a handshake. We're on the way to his home and I'm getting questions about my sexuality, coming out, and all that jibber jabber. It was uncomfortable so I kept trying to change the subject.

Part One:I've met up with guys (all from Grindr) three times since getting out there in August. The first two were nice night's out, but last night was........... not. I just really need to get it off my chest and it's not worthy of a full post anywhere. Story time!
Him and I were messaging since early last week and I really did not feel him -- personality wasn't attractive and rather off-putting. Also, I like when a guy has stability in his life (a job or school) and unfortunately he did not. Some of the things he said were just like "alrighty then.." Me, being the naive 20 year old that I am, agreed to meet up even though he proposed cuddling on his bed. I said that sexy times were a firm no and that I'm looking for a date.
The guy picks me up and he magically gained a bunch of weight. I am 6'1ish and somewhat slim/average.

This Man Bought me a Dragon Lore that i lost in a fire but that doesn't change how amzaing this man is.

Hello, I see that you did not comment back on our last administrators post but have began watching again, but we believe that you are watching a little too much gay porn. We upload 14 hours of footage a day and you watch 16 hours a day. Your doctors have told us to tell you to watch a little less gay porn. I understand that you are paying us 30$/mo and leave us helpful comments on every video but you will need to slow down your usage. Thank you for your service!

Hello my friend, this is the administrator of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™.
We've noticed that you haven't logged in for 2 weeks so we're just checking out to see if everything's okay with our biggest fan. Since you've visited us last time, we've updated the Gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon!

cannot confirm

bought me Kindergarden ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ simulator 2015
10/10 would play again.

dear lord Gaben, do not unban this person because he admitted to wall hacking "just once"