Dr.Robotnik is one suave mothertrucker xox
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Mr Muscle(A true story!)
My Son woke up today acting really cool, i took him aside and said..son,
when you were born me and your father kept only 1 thing secret from you...
So basically, all the lore behind mister muscle is actually real and so is he but he's evil so you cant see him sorry.The toilet duck is the only one that can defeat mr muscle irl, but sadly the toilet duck isnt real which is a shame.However in place of the toilet duck, Juan Sheet stood against mr muscle with his sheet of plenty and swore to take him down.
Mr muscle summoned meteors from the heavens to SMITE Juan. But juan was too fast, within .3 seconds... Mr muscles fell to the ground, his intestines in his hands. Juan had won.
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The Jakku Return.(A short novel)

tom worship clan is literally the best meme ever.
I really appreciate that loyalty from dj khaled.
my opinion isnt valid because you smart and loyal.
the garlic bread meme is beyond my understanding.
why did the overused forum get nuked, because it lacked funny sentences.
can you lend me your special buttpug.
my mum died.
barry smelled garlic everywhere as the president demanded more garlic because he needed to commit to a special relationship with president nixon.
kezza needs them jar jar memes, because children demand them.
vietnam flashbacks create emmersion in virtual pornography, although ben doesnt need virtual meaning anymore.
apple needs to lick my sandwich properly.
suddenly bees.
terrible, terrible memes.
eating much foods causes tuberculosis.
But Alex became godlike, creating extra worlds out of sandwiches.
"Mission declared unreasonable", says Michelle Obama happily.
Finn.