are you pulling up little hae

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-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ needs to die

This story starts out as any old weekend day. Same as always. a few hours pass and I start to get hungry, so I then go to the kitchen and begin to make a sandwich. I grab the bread and turkey out of the fridge, but as I go to grab the mayo. It's gone. I think it's quite strange so I go upstairs to ask my mother if she had threw it out. Then I hear some odd noises coming from my 12 year old brothers room, I open the door and low and behold he is using the mayonnaise jar the pleasure himself. I will never see the condiment the same.

Shout out to this guy for giving the best head. It was like my ♥♥♥♥ was stuck in a vacuum. Speaking of vacuums, I ♥♥♥♥ mine a lot. The sensation I get from my ♥♥♥♥ being sucked dry in my vacuum is similar to my grandmas, but my grandma doesn't quite have that grit I get from my vacuum. Anyways thanks again for the great head pooki. Let me know the next time you can clean out my pipe.

Futa hentai is the best and totally not gay. On the contrary, it's actually double straight, even more straight than vanilla hentai. Futas have all the sex organs: ♥♥♥♥, vag, boobs. That's 66.6% straight and 33.3 (repeating, of course) % gay if you don't like futas. However, the ♥♥♥♥ and vag cancel out mathematically and we're left with nothing but female boobs, which is 100% straight. On top of that, the male g spot is in the ass. Getting your g spot pounded by a man is gay. Getting your g spot pounded by a fat twelve inch futa ♥♥♥♥ is straight because there's a vagina somewhere back there and boobs that can rest on your back, plus the math checked out. There are only two types of men: men who want a fat futa ♥♥♥♥ railing their throat and dumping a hot load into their stomach followed by hours upon hours of anal, and men who are in denial.