worst teammate i've ever had oat

There was a chud with a receding chin so weak it looked like it was trying to escape his face. Girls never gave him a second glance, and his social skills were about as smooth as a gravel driveway. But put a cold beer in front of him and suddenly he became a legend. While everyone else was still halfway through their first can, he’d already finished three with the calm focus of a world champion. He might not win hearts, but in the sacred arena of beer drinking, he was undefeated and he huffs propane and will never get a corvette