🕕🕖🔊📢I thought antimony meant you were against marriage🤵‍♂️👰‍♂️⛪ !? Grok says that ♥♥♥♥'s a chemical !? 🤯🤯(Sb🔋💿) It's a pnictogen?!

guys for my next birthday party I asked the dj to play the whip nae nae song so let’s all whip nae nae together on the dance floor

I mean, I guess I did it to myself? No one takes me seriously and I'm just the class clown. We're all highschool freshmen so I know everyone has object permanence, but once I'm not in sight I feel myself disappear. Everyone sees me trying to act all happy and carefree and funny but they don't see me when I'm alone crying in the shower with my Waterproof Anker Soundcore Boom 2 Bluetooth Boombox.

I can't remember what drug it was but in college I was at a party and I took this drug and I literally could not keep a ♥♥♥♥ out of my mouth. I remember lying on the floor unable to move but as soon as a ♥♥♥♥ was pressed against my mouth my only motivation became to suck it deeper into my mouth. There is video of me crawling on all fours desperately following a guy's ♥♥♥♥ trying to get it inside my mouth. I don't know what drug it is, but apparently there is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drug out there that will turn any straight man into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ and this knowledge scares the ever living ♥♥♥♥ out of me. I don't want to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but when I was on this drug I didn't want to be anything other than a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I hate that I live with the knowledge of what it feels like to have a ♥♥♥♥ inside your mouth.

the journey of a thousand steps begins with a thousand steps. you have not reached your destination until you are there. remember to savor the struggle and not the payoff. everyone has their day and you just haven't had yours yet. stay strong and only give up when it suits you.

Is this Jaylen’s dad? Why am I getting a call from James Buffet charter school saying that Jaylen is unconsensually showing my son “transmasc” porn and asking him if he’s transmasc? My son is 12 he doesn’t know what any of that means. Please correct the behavior at home or I will contact the police and report sexual harassment.

I heard you got that finding Nemo bird with big throat gawk gawk and I’m hankering to find out whether or not that’s a trail tale or a true tail

2/2 Something within me changed. Something inside me... I look up and surveil what is before me and the figure is gone. Behind. Behind me. I turn and Nyarlathotep stands before me. I feel his embrace and the cold kiss of his mouth. Glacial. Frigid. I feel the warmth leaving me. Don't. Don't leave me...

I shagged Nyarlathotep and all I got were these low cut leopard print men's briefs.

1/2 There I was in the well of eternity. The cosmos danced and played before my eyes but something more... Stood on the other side of me. I watched time itself swirl and twist around the edges of the cusp like electricity coursing through wood while finding the least resistance. I could feel the gaze of the figure boring into my being but I was unable to discern its features and I felt my eyes pulled down by gravity back towards the center of the well. Pure incessant black. As I allowed myself to leer, I noticed stones within the streams, smooth and worn. I felt the desire to take one for myself but I was unable to stoop down within reach. The void beckoned my eyes closer to its cold and inorganic nucleus. Nothingness. Hate. Love. Nothingness. Nothingness. Nothingness. I felt the lacuna within my heart grow doubly so with each passing moment. Time had no meaning, neither inordinate or fleeting.

the worms in my head won't shut the hell up they're telling me to go absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid on em I don't even need to brandish the 9 I'm pissing and drooling all over myself howling and itching to to take lives ♥♥♥♥ I'm so excited to take lives I'm literally covered in caca

it’s very hard being a straight man who loves to reciprocate to have gay sex because he can’t bottom

you think you're such a cool sigma? you think it's cool to be closed off emotionally and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ autarkic don't you? stoicism is a meme and you fell for it and in the process broke my heart

you smarmy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ marmot I EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU TO DEGLAZE THE PAN. Now I’ve got a plate up in 3 and no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ onions

oh yeah I be twerkin and poppin my ♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥ oh yeah look at my body covered in ghee butter all greased up hittin that stripper pole with the louboutin red bottoms on and my big ol bbl booty shakin

Who needs fresh fruit when you have cave fruit? That's what I call mud!

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hey man I heard about the russian invasion of ukraine and I haven't like heard from you in a while? just kinda worried and I hope you're okay, I'm hoping you might check your messages here because I haven't gotten any replies from you. stay strong please, I want you to come out the other side of this okay.

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imagine if in wizard of oz it was winter time and dorothy was almost dehydrated so she was like rlly fkn thirsty but the snow all over the yellow brick road turned yellow from the brick paint does that mean the bricks are made out of piss?

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Lifes a ♥♥♥♥♥ when ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and people thinging they are right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to you in your face well that's when life makes you their ♥♥♥♥♥ and thats when you fight the hell out of life

My name is Tyrone, I’m a cop who grew up in an impoverished household. I vowed to join the force after my mom was killed in a gang related shooting. My whole life changed that day, and I knew that I had to take down the gang who killed my mother, but in the process have I become just as much of a monster as those who took my mother’s life?

Bro your Snood review inspires me to become a better person... thank you.

yeah my dog is trans... trans-♥♥♥♥♥!!!!

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H-h-h-heyy stammers and blushes you look pretty good in your profile pic and I-I-I-I was y-y-y-you know wondering if you'd like to go to the annual reddit Meetup with me I got 2 tickets for being the most upboated on my subdeddit this year and I really wanted your female companionship buries head in chic scarf it's o-o-o-ok-k-k-kay if you say no I totally understand like why would you want to go with me nervously laughs we don't have to share a bed if you want my mlp pillow can keep me company o-o-o-o-kay then I'll see you there (hopefully) blushes

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Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑