I dont want to take the time to write a Summary so instead enjoy this list of puns
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
Can February March? No, but April May.
Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane
The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar. It was tense.
I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was really just a play on words.
What happens when a piano falls down a mineshaft? A flat miner.
How does Satan like his pasta? Al Dante.
To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
Don't go bacon my heart.

I couldn't if I fried.

If this is amusing to you then something is wrong.