NewsofPE 最近的评测

Have to write a review for the steam awards, so here we go

1.Start game
2. Choose little girl
3. ???
4. UOHHHHHH 😭💢

in all seriousness, thousands of hours of gameplay available to players and game is still in early access, this being a successor to elona, I can't wait for the additions, that and half the map still missing and still being a huge overworld

Writing a good review to counteract the number of negative ones who don't even mention the game itself but rather the servers not expecting the amount of players, which is pretty much 99% of them right now

I don't expect them to change their reviews after the fact either, so I guess my review will stay up for that duration, which is forever

MMO designed by people who clearly don't know what an MMO should be, story is all over the place, cinematics don't feel properly placed or are 10 seconds long because I guess they felt like it? 2 hours in and am on rails and there's no grinding or monster killing, am already level ~20 somehow, also game feels way too "wholesome" for no reason, it tries to be a "happy go lucky" game but you don't feel any of the emotions the devs tried(?) to make you feel

Edit: forgot to mention, immediately upon starting the game, no mention of male and female and you get body types

Now all we need is for all the other popular gacha games to be released on steam

Good review to counter the amount of review bombing, some people can't handle hot women in their game and apparently need to screech about it online, sad that this is the state of affairs, but oh well.

Reject modernity

Game is good, I'm gonna give a "not recommended" just for the LGBT gun plastered all over the gifs in the game's description, in the trailer, and the game itself, if they could remove that it would be wonderful

Now is time for them to release all the other games on steam, right?

This is a remake, not a remaster

Not only is this a 2025 remake, but it really FEELS like a 2025 remake, 125GB vs the original 6GB, interactables are highlighted when hovered over, the starting caves are laggy on my 4070 ti, everything feels floaty, "sexy" characters such as the spriggans were made ugly and androgynous. (Edit: forgot to mention there's not even an option to hold for sprint.)

Not only do you have Body Type 1 and 2 instead of male and female, but to make this even more complicated and nonsensical, Bethesda felt like that wasn't enough, so now Body Type 1 (Male) is now Female and Body Type 2 (Female) is now Male, so placing females in front of males, because that really solves sexism in the world.

Male and Female gender options in the character creator instead of Body Type 1/2 or A/B

10/10

Edit: Not only that but I've just been notified that turning people black make them more violent, the drug that turns people into the other gender has a joke against transgenders, and there's a drug in the game called "The woke mind virus"

Life couldn't be better