Nejmen was only a child
He loved CS:GO so much.
He had most of the achievements and items.
He prayed to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the inventory he's been given.
"CS:GO is love," he says, "CS:GO is life."
His elder hears him and calls him a silver scrub.
He knows his elder is just jealous of his son's devotion to Gabe.
He calls him a console peasant.
He slaps him and sends him to sleep.
He's crying now and his face hurts.
He lays in bed, and it's really cold.
He feels a warmth moving towards him.
He looks up.
It's Gabe!
He's so happy,
Gabe whispers into Nejmens ear, "Try your chances... Open a case."
Gaben grabs Nejmen with his powerful dev-team hands and puts him on his hands and knees.
He's ready.
Nejmen opens his pockets for Gabe.
Gabe puts his hands deep into Nejmens pockets.
It costs so much, but Nejmen does it for CS:GO.
Nejmen can feel his wallet emptying as his eyes start to water.
He accepts the terms and conditions.
Nejmen wants to please Gabe.
Gaben lets out a mighty roar as he fills Nejmens computer with keys.
Nejmen opens all the cases and gets nothing worth anything at all.

CS:GO is love...
CS:GO is life...