I miss all the absolute S L O P that was on this comment section

THEN IT HITS ME AND I GET SENT BACK IN TIME:

BINGO

BANGO

BONGO

SO HAPPY IN THE KONGO

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Unless you get disoriented. Then the panic sets it. You swim and swim, but you can’t escape. You open your eyes, but all you see is a dark abyss. The murky water blinds you. The grass distorts your friends screaming where the way out is. You’re almost out of breathe and trying to rip through the grass, but the roots are too intertwined and thick. It’s useless. You’re giving up. You take your first breath of the murky sludge and it fills your lungs. But then it hits you. That you are just trying to be distracted from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

record scratch

freeze frame

"You're probably wondering how I got here"

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

Ｔｈｉｓ░ｉｓ░ｅ░ｃ░ｈ░ｏ░４░１░９░ｄｏｅｓ░ａｎｙｏｎｅ░ｒｅａｄ░ｍｅ？　（カ往ラ沿ナタニ価・ス佳飲　囲）

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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ WORSHIP THE DAEDRA ♥

D A E D R I C W O R S H I P

Ⓘⓣⓢ ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓓⓐⓔⓓⓡⓐ ⓨⓞⓤ ⓢⓔⓔ    ?⃝

เՇร Շђє ๔คє๔гค ץ๏ย รєє?

Iƚʂ ƚԋҽ Dαҽԃɾα ყσυ ʂҽҽ?

ɨȶֆ ȶɦɛ ɖǟɛɖʀǟ ʏօʊ ֆɛɛ?

ᎥᏖᏕ ᏖᏂᏋ ᎴᏗᏋᎴᏒᏗ ᎩᎧᏬ ᏕᏋᏋ?

ıɬʂ ɬɧɛ ɖąɛɖཞą ყơų ʂɛɛ?

itŞ thē ໓คē໓rค ฯ໐น Şēē?

𝙸𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚊𝚎𝚍𝚛𝚊 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚎?

IƬƧ ƬΉΣ DΛΣDЯΛ YӨЦ ƧΣΣ?

ιтѕ тнє ∂αє∂яα уσυ ѕєє?

̆§ †hê ÐåêÐrå ¥ðµ §êê?

ℑ𝔱𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔢𝔡𝔯𝔞 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔢𝔢?

𝕴𝖙𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖆𝖊𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖊𝖊?

💝♞ 𝓘tŜ тＨ𝑒 Ｄ𝐀ｅᗪｒⓐ 𝔶𝐨𝓾 Ŝ𝒆𝓔? 🍬🍪

𝓘𝓽𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓓𝓪𝓮𝓭𝓻𝓪 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓮𝓮?

𝐼𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒟𝒶𝑒𝒹𝓇𝒶 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝑒𝑒?

𝕀𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕖𝕖?

Ｉｔｓ ｔｈｅ Ｄａｅｄｒａ ｙｏｕ ｓｅｅ？

꠸ꪻᦓ ꪻꫝꫀ ᦔꪖꫀᦔ᥅ꪖ ꪗꪮꪊ ᦓꫀꫀ?

✮･ﾟ 🎀 𝐼𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒟𝒶𝑒𝒹𝓇𝒶 𝓎🌞𝓊 𝓈𝑒𝑒? 🎀 ﾟ･✮

ɪᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀᴇᴅʀᴀ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴇᴇ?

¿ǝǝs noʎ ɐɹpǝɐᗡ ǝɥʇ sʇI

the person who knows stuff is always buried behind the ten layers of witty Reddit Quips

BINGO

BANGO

BONGO

SO HAPPY IN THE KONGO

Use these containers to store my bone collection. One bin can store 9 adult skulls.

"We're just clones sir, we're meant to be expendable"

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Quarantine squad? Just here vibing on Daft Punk ;D

Grape crayons taste the best

Truth is, the iron was big from the start

Careful I attempted to play minecraft with this guy and he tried luring me to his house.

Played this song to a rat, now he’s teaching a group of teenage turtles.

ｉｓ　ｔｈａｔ　ａ　ｂａｎａｎａ　ｉｎ　ｙｏｒ　ｐｏｃｋｅｔ　ｏｒ　ａｒｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｈａｐｐｙ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｍｅ?

H e h a s n o s t y l e, h e h a s n o g r a c e,
this Kong has a funny face,
he can handstand when he needs to,
and stretch his arms out, just for you,
inflate himself just like a balloon,
this crazy Kong just digs this tune

The beat dropped so hard that:




One direction went the other direction


Taylor swift fell off her treadmill


Alan walker stopped walking


twenty one pilots lost a pilot


Chainsmokers stop smoking


England became a city


Panic at the disco stopped panicking


Snoop dog stopped snooping


And my hotel isn't trivago anymore

Humanity exists in two states.

Trying to put dice away or pack them into a bag to go to a session. The state of having too many.

And the state of seeing someone with more dice than you. The state of not having enough.

Legend has it that if two with equal dice addictions meet, the tables will drown in the klick klack math rocks, and the contest will end only when one of them dies.

🐠🎍👃🐊🎈👔🚕
🥞🌂🐳⛳📗👑🍖
🍆🐟🌋🕺🐝🚘💄
🎍📀📕🍇🐛👳👃
🏓💚🌏📣👽🎽🌸
🚗🥒💎💛🎄🎁🎫
👹🏀🚙💙📒😺🌳
📘💃💗👾🔋⚡🌽
🍧🐠🥗🌸🎫😺🎍
💙🕺📀🌂💗🎁🚙

Yes, i'm sure people still listen to this song. You don't have to ask every year.

One of those songs that you've heard a thousand times but every time feels like the first.

Get out of here man we’re trying to mindlessly speculate.

You just disrespected gamers on their own subreddit.

Seriously? This is the equivalent of marching uninvited into someone's grandmas funeral, opening the casket and taking a fat, steamy ♥♥♥♥ on her pale, lifeless body. Everyone present turns around in horror but you grin and clap to congratulate yourself on your deed.

Gaming IS an exercise, period. Its one of the very few activities that require both constant muscle and mind activity. Split-second reactions, mechanical accuracy, mind bending puzzles. Handling a keyboard and a mouse for HOURS. This is all nothing for gamers. Its our second nature.

Please take a step back and consider your actions before going around defaming gamers like that.

For real bro, have you ever PERSONALLY met a helicopter, or does big media just sell it on tv in cop shows and action movies....

think about bro... propeller on a plan is the front - the plane goes forward.

helicopter has propeller on top.... wtf?

Its 4am and im watching a man in a wrestling suit instruct me on how to make Gundams I don't even own any Gundams please help.

Texas red : exists*
Handsome ranger with the big iron on his hip: "I'ma end this man's whole career"

"Have you heard the news? The emperor was assassinated!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO"
......
"Good Day"
"You, too"

That line needs to be made into a song... "finger guns with tears in my eyes"

I'll do it, since he left.

In the episode "I Had an Accident", SpongeBob refuses to leave his house out of fear he might sustain a severe injury, so he befriends a potato chip, a penny, and a used napkin.

Beat dropped harder than the Berlin Wall

I understand that daedric worship is becoming increasingly prevalent in the summerset isles

There were hummingbirds in my garden when i was playing this song...

Now they're all apache helicopters.

Lets find out.

1,
2,
3,
CRUNCH

Nah it is'nt. What you mean by chorus is called refrain. Chorus means polyphonic vocals. The word has the same root as 'choir', and it originally means 'a group of singers'. You are mixing up the two notion, because the refrain is typically a chorus.

So like, I got this app idea, like you get in, you log in, right, and then like you take a picture, so when you take the picture like your app tells you what's on the picture, and then it offers you what you actually want for dinner, based on the pic you took, and it also plays your favorite song on your home stereo and tells your boss you'll be late for the meeting and like then it books an uber to Greece... are you still with me? We'll make billions my guy!

I showed this to my grandparents




They're still my grandparents but they like the song

I knew a guy in high school named Roger who was always laid back and humble. He was also always looking out for his fellow man and I'd never even seen the guy upset. No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Dude was either always happy or just neutral. Never outwardly pissed. Anyways, no one knew that Roger who had a very ♥♥♥♥ life at home. His mom was a raging alcoholic and his dad would beat the ever living ♥♥♥♥ out of him with a variety of items. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snapped one day and knocked out his dad. Roger then took him down to his uncle's farm and brutally fed his dad alive to the starving pigs that his uncle would always forget to feed.

was blasting this at 2AM and my neighbor threw a brick through my window to hear it better.

These kids today with their rock and roll music.

Before YouTube, I had to sit in a car in Grand Theft Auto Vice City to hear this song.

leave a like if youre watching at literally any given point in time

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