he is just a dude and a guy

-rep

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max "Check my tinder profile, vaginas only. I prefer natural bushes, no waxing, not arm pits. must hair. i luv the feel of my hand slipping unddr the shirt and i feel a nice fuzzy hairball. nipple piercings are also a must, no racist tats. i like the nose to be slightly crooked. i can break it if you waant for freee. i do have a strap on dildo for some fun nights, and i dont mean the sex, that is a nono for me. putting my lil willie (name for my private part) inside something is scary. im claustraphobic. no fatties, they bring diabetes and will make me die. anorexic is prefered and i will be there to clean the toilet once you're done vomiting. so pls if youre interested hit me up, we'll trade some fedora pics and go for some sugar free avocado juice"

hehe i stole ur diamond sord lul