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♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥

⢠⣿⣶⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣶⣿⣦⣜⣿⣿⣿⡟⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⡏⣴⣺⣦⣙⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣯⡇⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣬⣥⣭⣽⣿⣿⣧⣼⡇⣯⣇⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀
⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷

दूर गाँव एक बस्ती थी,

जहाँ रंडियाँ सस्ती थी,

उनकी गांड में इतनी मस्ती थी,

जहाँ भी डालो हँसती थी,

तुम भी बहुत हँसते हो,

उसी गाँव के लगते हो !!!

⣤⣾⣿⡿⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣟⣉⣠⣄⣀⣀⣄⡀⢀⣀⣰⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠘⠛⠛⠻⠿⣿
⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣍⣛⣛⣛⣫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡶⠶⠶⣶⣶⣤⣀
⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠘⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣶⣿⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠐⠋⠉⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣧⡀⠄⠄⠉⠉⠉⠁⢁⣾⣷⠄⠛⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⢷⣤⠄⠄⠈⠉⠉⠹⣿⣗⡒⠄⠄⢀⠤⠾⠿⠿⠂⠄⢀⣹⣿
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⡇⠄⠄⠄⠸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣾⣛⣨⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠐

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

After a good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We started chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CSGO LAN Party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare at me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my d*ck and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this gay.