Lilotte 最近的评测

No no, you need to No Man's Sky this, and you know exactly what I mean. "Pay the bills pay the bills pay the bills."

You're working with Tencent too.. Please. If you don't finish your project then there's no chance we can support your future. Really depressing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Sit down and ruin your life for the day, friend.
Right over here.. we have fruitsketball, fruit skiiball, fruit black hole simulator, and fruitcake for those who partake.
Sorry about the severe narcolepsy, you could probably pay a professional to extend your waking period by.. *checks watch* 10 seconds per prescription they get you on.

It's definitely 11/10 with some absolutely AMAZING ideas.

The thing that made me close the game was changed literally within 2 days.

S+ Tier in the making, for real.

You'll feel like a skilled gamer playing by the rules.

On the outside it's a little money-grinding sim with an illicit substance theme, it looks silly, and acts silly... but beneath the surface..

there's just something unique and precious..

I can't put it into words, the developer is amazing, the game has a mood that can't be described that is rich with emotion despite its silly appearance..
If you're a stoner then there's a dimension to it that you'll especially appreciate, it's not a conceptual thing, it's a nostalgic emotional sensation just like all the other aspects of the game I have a lot of appreciation and respect for.

Play with your stoner friends, whether you're a high emotion, silly grindertism type, stoner, or just like chilling~

10/10 Within its paradigm

I actually love this game for what it is. If your expectations are higher, probably just let some time pass~ <3

Seriously, love this game, why is it so fun and rewarding? DUNNO!

Defines the standard for platform fighter. Indie Platinum. 10/10 Wish there were bigger interest in the genre as it's easily the most fun a fighting game gets.

Edit: Didn't want to give a score before, but for sure 10/10. S Tier gaming right here 100% no exaggeration. The trailer is a literal RUSE. Which is a beautiful thing.

Woooahhhh!! OwO

This game has hints of everything you'd ever want in an arpg roguelike, within its graphical paradigm of course. (Multiplayer, thank the heavens, and more content than I was anticipating for sure.)

It doesn't look like a grandiose experience from the steam page, you're just going to have to trust, because I don't want a spoil a dang thing.

As a wise noob once said: Bnuy = Buy

I'm eager to give this an amazing review, because there's so many creative, fascinating, interesting, and awesome things going on. However, some things really HAVE to change, don't glaze over and feel like your idea was invalidated, PLEASE, hear me out so we can get to 10/10 within the game's paradigm.

Quickly want to dump everything that is top notch into a list:
-The lore is short, sweet, does its job, and lets you get exploring the game itself quickly.
-Audio design (kinda gross sometimes but it fits the theme and does its job very well).
-OST is really unique and deserves an applause.
-World is fascinating!
-Cool diverse roster of possible characters, especially love Mousel, especially hate Uggsel...
-It's hard in a good way (Hard enough to excuse removing awful and arbitrary delivery events).
-It feels like you're dreaming that you're playing a video game, this is a VERY SPECIAL AND VERY UNIQUE artistic achievement.

And now...
The Elephants Up In Here:
Just two major things and a third thing that's already on every indie developer's mind and is probably annoying to hear.

1. WASD + Mouse controls. I don't care what rationalization there is to try to limit players to a terrible control scheme or a gamepad, but analog sticks are clumsy pieces of crap, I have a working neurological system and want clean inputs. It feels great in Odinfall, Nuclear Throne, and other games as an easy standard. It would feel awfully great here as well.

2. Tickets? Oogabooga? Stupid Lunch delivery??? NOBODY is happy doing the equivalent of escort quests every single level, I know, Spelunky did it, it was the worst aspect of the entire game, it's not fun at ALL, and almost every single stage here has the option. If there's an option I want to do it at least sometimes, but this is the definition of anti-fun, every time I choose to do it, the obstacle is entirely unenjoyable and don't feel rewarded(Lose-Lose). Carry thing, can't fight enemy, set down thing, fight enemy, pick up thing, on repeat. Alternative: Run with thing, lose playthrough...
Maybe if it was once a blue moon, not an aspect of the general gameplay, and even then I'd be unhappy to see it as my random event of sorts and so would everybody else. :(

3. This is the annoying one. Online co-op would be cool, probably already on your mind and probably not realistic in the slightest right now. Not really required. But those others are serious contenders for a refund instead of the 10/10 I think the project deserves.

I know, the whole thing was annoying, don't worry, I'm self aware of the entitled and sassy attitude.
I do apologize sincerely to any hard working developers, reading my reviews, ever.
With that said, you take my obnoxious advice? Way more appreciable video gaming experience.

Almost never actually funny, yucky inconsistent digital narration voice, excruciatingly simple (BORING), you'll keep telling yourself it's going to eventually blossom, it doesn't. Don't fall for it, this is a pump and dump.

It's uncomfortable to have someone air out their weird dirty relationship laundry in front of everyone, while charging money for it. You're also advertising your twitch, where you hope to accumulate more revenue seemingly from a community formed out of people who pity, instead of appreciate you.

None of the reviewers have ever played a game before or are facing the pressure of trying to be nice to someone who is begging instead of passionately working, and also watching them on their streams over their shoulders.

You bring up the bond that wasn't meant to be, on repeat, throughout the entire game, and make it a part of the ending as well as in the developmental foundation. VERY awkward, defining cringe and a lack of resilience.

Try to look at the project as a parallel to the poetry that stems from people's suffering.
Even a beautiful song abstractly conceals the tale of their painful life experiences.

Imagine the lyrics of a song being a simple chant "pity me, pity me, I can't get over anything~ pity me, pity me, I'd really like some money now~" That's where we're at in terms of quality, art, character, and believing this is better than the free to play titles available today.

Ha-ha $4.20 Ha-ha

P.S. If this review seems harsh consider that I've crawled from the depths of Hell to be alive today, and you've just wasted an hour and a half of my precious life. You thought your puns were worth my time and money, but I've had more fun writing this review than a second spent on your game.

This review is satire, sort of like the title I refunded just after writing it. But seriously, don't sell this title, make it free to play and make a real game. I believe in you, if you're going to grow from your suffering, then this review will scorch the back of your mind, and if it does, you will forge a new self in that flame. I hope to see a game from that new self in our futures that can inspire true awe. Until then~

-Some Brat

Genuinely some sexy work. :D