IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!

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I quickly threw off my belt and dropped my pants. I rammed my erect penis into the croissant crushing half of it instantly. I didn’t care, all I wanted was the pleasure this delectable pastry was bringing me. I couldn’t help myself. I lost all control over my body as I continually pounded the everloving Christ out of the dough. The warm embrace of the pastry coupled with its tempting crusty outer layer overwhelmed me. Despite my best efforts, I couldn’t take it any longer. I finished deep inside the croissant with the force of a thousand nuts. I was completely euphoric. I had finally ♥♥♥♥ed a croissant.

Today in our culinary class we were hard at work making the pastry of our lifetimes. We labored over these sweet, tasty, warm, palpitating pastries. The way the yeast browned in the oven made me moisten by the minute. Even looking at them made me want to drop my pants and rub myself sensually. After pulling them out of the oven I hovered over the scent of the treat. I followed them over to the table like a dog in heat. It was finally time to enjoy the fruit of our labor. The way we poured warm glaze over the soft shell of the croissant made me lose control of my body. The way it slowly melted over the side caused me to drool. My throbbing ♥♥♥♥ couldn’t take it no longer.

[Intro]
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ go
Rawr

[Verse 1]
​x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy
Kissies and lickies your neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty

[Verse 2]
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long, uwu, please adopt me
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU, punish me please)
'Bout to hit 'em with this furry ♥♥♥♥ (He don't see it comin')

Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing ♥♥♥♥♥ wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be ♥♥♥♥ed
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy ♥♥♥♥♥
Ram Ranch really rocks

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

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👮THIS IS THE ✨PERFECT✨ POLICE👮

😍YOU ARE MOST DEFINITELY UNDER ARREST😍

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Happy Valentine's Day
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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

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So next time think before you do "trolling". I emplore you to do a little thinking if that's even possible for you. To think before you do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hating on fedoras. They're just a hat, and you're just a stupid swag idiot. You think swag is so cool, but guess what? It's just for boys, and class is for men. This is class. That's all i got to say to you stupid ass haters and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bully trolls. You don't know ♥♥♥♥, you don't know fashion, you don't know anything about this world if you keep saying ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jokes. I know you're just trying to be stupid and ass funny but it's not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny. Get the ♥♥♥♥ offline if you're gonna keep saying this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, keep spamming it out of your stupid ass keyboards, that probably aren't even mechanical. Listen, log off idiots, you don't know ♥♥♥♥. You stupid swag, you don't know ♥♥♥♥ and I dare you to say one more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke and I'll slit your throat neck. Anyway, that's it haters. See ya later, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiots.

This is for all you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trolls and haters online, saying mean and hurtful things about fedoras. Well guess what, they roll harder than you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You don't know ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anything about this hat, idiots. Quite frankly I think you're just jealous ass haters, because you couldn't even pull off this look. You couldn't even wear a fedora if your lives depended on it, because you know what? It's class. And class is for men and swag is for boys. But you wouldn't know ♥♥♥♥ about that, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ haters. This hat is for what cool people wear, and you can't figure it out. You sit there online on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ websites and state ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it, but guess what? It's just a hat, and you're not cool enough to wear it.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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(屮゜Д゜)屮 ＷＨＹ　Ｕ　ＤＯ　ＤＩＳ？？？！！！ ( ¯‿¯) (ﾉゝ∀･)~キラ☆ KIRABOSHI!
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ｄｏｉｎｇＧ Ａ Ｉ Ｊ Ｉ Ｎ Ｄ Ｅ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ ａｈａｈａ ａｈａｈａ ａｈａｈａｈａｈａ

Hey my N-word, just wanted to give a shoutout. I hope we can smoke a lot of illegal stuff in the future, maybe when my parents are not home.

Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again. You will regret the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack, bud. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get ready.


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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy :wink: nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy :wink: nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls

WEEB DETECTED! BEGONE WEEB! TARGET LOCKED. FIRING ANTI-WEEB MISILES! 3... 2... 1... WEEB SEEKING ROCKETS FIRED. TARGET ELIMINATED. MISSION COMPLETE.

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.

Love you

Girl: Ah, finally. This is the moment!
Boy: Will you leave me?
Girl: Nah!
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yes, a lot!
Boy: Have you ever cheated on me?
Girl: No, why are you asking this?
Boy: Will you kiss me?
Girl: Everytime i get the chance!
Boy:Will you ever hit me?
Girl: Are you crazy?! Of course not!
Boy: Can i trust you?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Darling.
Now read it all backwards

Okay. Pick on me but to do that to Hannah. That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it. I figured out something about you. When one of your "friends" tells you that they like you, you freak. You get mad for stupid ass reasons then go ahead and make fun of them and give them ♥♥♥♥. Your life at home may suck so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much. But live in my shoes. Or Hannah's. But you don't care about us do you? No! Because we tell you the truth. I'll tell you the truth about me, I'm a Cannibal. So, please. If anything, poor all of your ♥♥♥♥ on me. NOT ON HANNAH!

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? just pick up that phone and CALL ;)

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It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Father figures we are
You're a shooting star you come so far
I was once in your shoes
In a closet like you
I had nothing to lose

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Hooray! For the man!

Ooh, strong man
Queen of the balls
Some brotherly love is a pleasure for all
Come out
Open your eyes
It's a matter of size

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way

are there people who actually thinking sucking ♥♥♥♥ is gay?

1. you're sharing protein
2. you're admiring masculine physique
3. being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone

eating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.
all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.


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are there people who actually thinking sucking ♥♥♥♥ is gay?

1. you're sharing protein
2. you're admiring masculine physique
3. being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone

eating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.
all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.


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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool game with a lot of intense moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool game with a lot of intense moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx