My DNA was iron forged, hand sculpted, incubated, and bred to utterly dominate on the virtual battlefield. You game for fun, I game to taste the sweet nectar of victory. We are not the same, we will never be the same. I am God's strongest electronic warrior, and as such he gives me his toughest battles as trivial as they really are to a supreme emperor like myself. My supernatural gaming prowess came to me after a dream one night. The Lord himself came down and whispered into my ear "Cleb, you are now death, PWNer of n00bs" and since that day I frag out, not because I crave it, but because it is what I was brought into this world to do