I'm twying to become a pwowe gamowe, so if you die due your lack of ability to execute a kill on me, than you sir are bad. Any attempt to trash talk me will result in a Zeus x27 flashing in your face. If you think that i'm bad than you sir have a false sense of reality! Since we have established that you have a false sense of reality, please follow me on an adventure to reality... Oh hey, welcome to reality! This is where you are known to suck. It is most likely that you are an idiot that thinks that i'm cheating, but the funny thing is that you would think that since you're so bad. GET GOOD KID! You're not going anywhere in life. So do us all a favor and just uninstall steam. While we're at it, we might as well establish that Twitch chat is more mature than you are, Physically and Mentally. That my friend is what I like to call getting roasted!

Okay, that may have been a little mean. Let's start over. I'm Moo Moo, but you can call me Moo Moo. I know it's hard to address the issue, since you've been dealing with it your entire life and have suppressed it. You probably don't even realize that you have a severe case of autism. It's the reason you hit the wall with your entire magazine instead of hitting me. Anyways, feel free to call Kids Help Phone. They are there for all kids such as yourself.

If you're annoyed by reading this wall of text then wake up idiot. Why the f*ck are you still reading this thing. You must be special mother f*cker. A real sick f*ck. This must be a kink of yours. Reading text that puts you down. Mmm yes, I see. You're probably the type to suck on your left pinky toe whilst watching your significant other have intercourse with someone. What do they call those? OH RIGHT! CUCKS!. Don't be sad though, there's still a future for you. Working your standard 9 to 5 whilst fuelling the economy that benefits people like me. I guess that make me your superior. What's it like to be an inferior being? Oh what's that? I can't hear you from all the way up here. I'm going to have to send my assistant down there to send the message back up to me. Whilst that's going on, you might as well get back to work. You have bills to pay after all.

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