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Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Where are your fingers? Seriously. It's a pretty easy question. You should be able to answer it. But how do you know? How does anyone know anything?

You might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect.

bri'ish "people"

In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the skies of Earth. My whims will become lightning bolts that devastate the mounds of humanity. Out of the chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy. I am drunk with this vision. God. The title suits me well.

↓Read it all!↓

↓I mean it!↓

↓Read it all!↓

💀If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral.💀

👊🏻I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you.👊🏻

👭We are true friends.👭

💁🏽We ride together, we die together.💁🏽

💯I want you to know you are an amazing friend, till death and forever.💯

📅Send this message to 15 nice, beautiful girls and nicest boys or bad luck starts for a whole year.📅

😍Tonight, (right at 12:00pm) the person you love will realize they love you.😍

😯Then, at 1:00pm to 2:00pm, be ready for the shock of your life!😯

😲If you break this chain, you will have bad luck.😲

🙍🏽If you don't, you will turn ugly in one year.🙍🏽

🗣A friend told me to do this, so past it on.🗣

🙅🏽This is not fake.🙅🏽

🙌🏻Apparently, if you copy and paste this, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow!🙌🏻

😼Good luck!

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical girl. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

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I’d like to preface this by saying that it was in NO WAY my fault. The ground was slippery, and the railing on that bridge are too short. Anyways, what happened was while I was crossing a bridge, a family asked if I could take a group photo for them. I leaned back against the railing to fit them all in the frame, but I must of went too far back because I lost my balance and fell into the river! I’m not really good at swimming, so the best I could do was tread water as the current carried me down the river. Luckily, the city had just bought a new rescue helicopter and they were able to prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. My wife is mad for “ruining our vacation” and a man from the fire department scolded me for “wasting first responder resources with my carelessness.” It’s not like i WANTED to fall into the river, and besides, isn’t that what they are there for? AITA?

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This guy is bad at life the universe and everything